Brandon

Taken from The Book of the Sexy "the Birth of the One" Chapter 2 book 3:18 "And lo, as the 19th day of the eighth month of our lord's year 19 hundred and 85, a child of tremendous knowledge and talent was brought forth to honor this world. Blessed art thou that stood in that place and witnessed his birth for he was indeed endowed with special abilities. Born unto Pauline and Rodel Bacod, this child shone with a light that could only be rivaled by the brightest star. Indeed the angels did sing that day! And our lord reached down from nirvana and touched this child's hands and whispered into his ears... "Thou hast been blessed! None shall rival you for indeed I have given unto you the ability to ROCK harder than any other!!! Remember, thou shalt not hold back." And with those sacred words our lord gave him a gift of great power and tremendous ability. This gift would be known as "the Gift". And lo, our lord spoke again, and with a voice as loud as the universe said...."I, who art as wise as forever have given unto this very special child the gift of the Rock and with this gift the ability to save your soul. I have done these things because I love you. And from now unto forever he shall be known as Brandon Bacod."