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Christopher

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About Me

I'm just your regular smooth talkin, set buildin, poser wannabe fool.

When there's no more room in hell, the Levine will walk the earth.

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My Interests

Christopher --
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I'd like to meet:

Sofía Vergara, Tony Kornheiser, Angelina Jolie, Ralph Nader, Aisha Tyler, Jon Stewart, Lyn Z, Seth Green, Dixie Cousins

Music:

MSI, Dropkick Murphys, Guy Forsyth, Bob Schneider, Keller Williams, Outkast, Tenacious D, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Asylum Street Spankers, Filthy Children, Judge Roughneck, Group X, Prom Kings, Rattler, Left Rights..

Movies:

1. Big Trouble 2. Tank Girl 3. Blues Brothers 4. Thank You For Smoking 5. Animal House Honorable Mention: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Usual Suspects, and Serenity

Television:

Lost, PTI, Robot Chicken, The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr., Firefly, Hockey, Football

Books:

John Saul, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, Dave Barry, Jon Stewart, and Mary Roach

Heroes:

Danny Kaye, Joe Sakic, and Duff Man, oooh yeah.

My Blog

Moving

So I got a job.  At the end of August I will be packing up all of my stuff and moving to Connecticut.  I will be a scenic carpenter for Hartford Stage Company for the '07-'08 season.  I...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

My darling cousin, Alex

Today I had a huge treat.  My cousin Alex came to visit me in New York.  We are seperated by a year in age, but by the whole country in geography.  She lives in L.A.  We hadn't see...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

slap

Tonight I was slapped in the face by something a friend said.  This is going to be hard to get out, so bear with me.  I am also going to preface this with, "I don't think she was wrong for s...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

random

These are the thoughts of someone awake at 5:20 in the morning."I should change the spelling of my name to Kristofer.  That would be cool.""Holy shit, she's 31?!""How much money am I going to spe...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

Road trippin birthday plans

Okay, this is the plan as of right now.Sometime around April 11th I get to Austin to hang out for a couple days with you folks down there.  Couches, anyone?  Then, on the 13th, Leah and I dr...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

rilly?

I...  Well...  Let's just say tonight I did something rather bold.  I wasn't as bold as I could have been, and that is probably my saving grace.  And let's just say things did not ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

Cingular Part 2

"Oh, I know why your phone isn't working," Mike the technician says as I hand him the paperweight.  "Your 'old' phone was deactivated so we could transfer everything onto your new one.  Whic...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Cingular

So today during my lunch break I walked into the Cingular store on Broadway between Astor and 8th Street because it was two year re-up time.  I sorted through all the potential phones I wanted, m...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Bob Scneider again!

Last night I went to yet another Bob Schneider show, this time with my friend Anh.  I think this brings my tally up to 6 BS shows since December '04.  The Knitting Factory is a great li...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Me First LIVE!

So I went and saw Me First and The Gimme Gimmes last night at B.B. Kings.  IT KICKED ASS!  They are fucking great in concert.  If you have heard Ruin Jonny's they are just like that in ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST