Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is high.
Sure you believe in love, but you know it doesn't come easily.
You scoff at "love at first site" and "soumates."
You rather take the real thing, as unglamorous as it is.
Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.
The Five Variable Love Test
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?/
I'd like to meet:
You Know You're From North Jersey When...
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls. Someone at the beach once called you a benny. You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town. You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there. You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan. You have or know someone with mafia connections too. You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. You have at least one friend who drives a truck. You've been camping. You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York. You've been to a party in the woods. You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown. You played in a P.A.L league. You liked the Jets even before this season. You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. You've been to the Sussex County Fair. You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. You think people from South Jersey talk funny. Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music. Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian) You&..39;d rather be getting tortured in the jungles of vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour. You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Jersey.
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You Know You're From New Jersey When...
You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You know that a "Yield" sign is merely a suggestion. You say "'lanic city", instead of Atlantic City. "Jeet?" makes sense when you hear it. You would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states. You know all of the "back roads" to get everywhere and prefer them to the expressway. You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house. You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach. You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries. You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore". You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey. You're Italian. You say "water" weird. You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake or volcano. Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen. You don't think you have an accent. You know that no matter how much they put into the Camden waterfront Camden is still Camden You go to another state and sit at a gas station wondering when the people will come out to pump your gas. You say "porta reeko" instead of puerto rico, as it should be pronounced. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway." You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero." You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?). You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?" You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City." You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high. You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny. You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries. You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's. You also remember Palisades Amusement Park. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. You've never pumped your own gas. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.
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Music:
taken from facebook:
Yeah, I'm from jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you
everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and
the ugly.First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate
everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we
never stop talking about how great new jersey is. Then we tell people
to "shut the heck up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I
just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do
think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from
jersey.
My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there.
Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked
them where they were from. They said jersey.Why are New Jersey people self centered? Because we have reason to be.First of all, some of the most famous people have come from our
state. Just to name A FEW... Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Kevin
Smith, Whitney Houston, Martha Stewart, Lauryn Hill, Catch 22, Anne
Hathaway, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, Jack Nicholson,
Bruce Willis, The Four Seasons, Danny Devito, Tom Cruise .. and the
list Goes on.Not only do we have famous people, we rank in the top 10 of smartest
states every year.Not only are we smart and famous... we're rich. Bergen, Somerset,
Morris, and Hunderton counties rank in the country's top 15 richest
counties. And despite the slums of Newark (yes, Newark, not New -ark)
and Camden which are some of the countries most dangerous places to
live, we have 4 of the top 10 safest cities to live in the US.And we smell? Yeah, we do. New Jersey smells like BUTT. On the
turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. That's like, 5 percent of the
entire state.. Bayonne, Port Newark, and Secaucus. And the surrounding
areas. That's it. The majority of the state smells like trees. Because
the majority of the state is trees. In fact, three of New Jersey's
cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove
it.New Jersey is ideal. I live 30 minutes away from New York City and 30
minutes away from the famous jersey shore, which by the way is
amazing.You think your beach is better? Eff you. Why do you think MTV's true
life had an episode titled "I'm a Jersey Shore Girl"? Because it's the
best effing shore in the country. And it's 15 minutes to the nearest
mall-- 20 minutes to the next, and a half hour to the next. I just
Counted 7 malls within a half hour of my house. Find me another state
that has all that to offer.Yeah, we have accents. Who gives a crap? Everyone has an accent. And
no, we don't say "Joisey." We do say "cawfee" and "tawk." But I can tell
you it's a heck of a better accent than you bitches from the south.And WE can't drive? NO... YOU can't drive. Like I said before, I
was just in the south. The speed limit sign read: speed limit 60..
minimum 45. WHAT? That's why you people can't drive. Who has a minimum
speed limit? New Jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely
because of the reputation. This is what we will do... just letting you
know...if we see out of state license plates, we'll tailgate your ass.
Probably because you're only doing the speed limit and we want to go
20 over. Then, we'll cut you off... and go slow in front of you.
Because we can. And because when you go home you're gonna complain
about us. We like it, it doesn't bother us. And that's what we want.We like fast things. Things move too slow in other states. You can
tell that someone's from New Jersey by the way they walk. They walk
really fast and have a strut that says "I'm better than you."Music scene? Amazing. Remember Hunka Bunka?...DJais, and last but
definitely not least... TEMPTS!!! Enough said. We also have the best
local bands... And the rap scene? I don't know much about that ..but I
know it's there. And I know it's good. And obviously the club scene.
You don't know club music until you
come into New Jersey... SERIOUSLY.
"We don't pump our gas ... we pump our fists."
Just shut the heck up until you go to Seaside boardwalk or
Belmar. You'll probably see some of the trashiest, skankiest
girls... and some of the most guido, gelled up hair, armani exchange
wearing boys that take too many steroids and have too much sex ... But
they are gorgeous and they know how to dance better than anyone you
ever met in your life. So yeah, the stereotype that all jersey chicks
are trashy, is true ... but only if you go to Seaside. That's pretty
much it. The rest of the state is full of confident, beautiful people
that speak their mind.And
drink too much beer and smoke too much pot. But, we all love each
other. I was at a party the other day and I met these guys that were
best friends ... a scene kid, an abercrombie wearing kid, and a ghetto
kid. Why? Because we don't give a crap about labels. Oh yeah and we
throw the sickest parties ... in the woods.What else? Giants, Jets, Nets, and of course the Devils. They'rebetter than you. So shut the heck up. And we have more Yankee fans
than New York City. Come to jersey with a sox hat on ... I
dare you!Hungry? Don't worry. We have 24 hour diners. A million of them. We
also have Hoboken which has some of the finest places to eat. And you
have not had real Italian food until you come here. Okay? Shut up.And oh yeah, we say "yo." Often. And "eff." I don't complain that you
say "y'all" so don't complain that I say "yo."To sum up New Jersey, yeah, most of the stereotypes are true,
probably for about 5 percent of the state. The rest of the state is beautiful.And yeah, we hate you. We love ourselves. Wanna know why? Because all
you bitches hate us. How would you feel if the other 49 states spent
all their time talking crap?
We deserve to be our own country.
♥
Movies:
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy
While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time
Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses...
... You don't give men enough of your time.
As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?
You Should Date An Italian!
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Charming Despot.
Where You Lived: France.
How You Died: In Childbirth.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
Television:
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You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
Books:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:
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Attila The Hun
You're Attila The Hun! You're probably not the most sophisticated dictator but you're the most disgusting... No question about that. You commit any ruthless act you can think of to scare the crap out of your enemies. And it works. You may not have remorse, but you've got a strong stomach, that's for sure. You love land, you conquer any land you possibly can and suck it up, as well as its resources. It is necessary to mention that you were a very powerful conquerer. You accomplished much in that field. Parasite. Oh, and you died from a NOSEBLEED after getting drunk on your wedding night. Genius.
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You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?
You Are New York
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen
What American City Are You?
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