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About Me

Well, to be honest I'm a complete dickhead. Just about everyone who meet's me usually hates me. But I'm ok with that. I love to piss people off more than anything. I love to push people to their edge just to prove that most people talk shit and will do nothing they say they will. I hate just about everyone that I meet or see other than the few fuck ups I call my friends. I'm smarter than most people. I live comfortably. Occasionally I will meet someone who I decide is tolerable. I'm not above anyone, I just hate everyone equally. So basically if you can get past all of my negatives I am one of the most honest and loyal people you will ever meet. If not, FUCK YOU!When it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… Im a neat freak i guess.Things that make me really angry! People that lie about worthless shit.When it comes to politics… I dont feel like writing that much but i hate george w.The worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... No I didn't drink your last beer.My superpowers are... The ability to read through peoples bullshit! I also have the ability to offend anyone who gives me the chance.I'm currently reading... The Catcher in the Rye. I pitch by the way.Things that turn me -off- include… People that are vain or insecure. People that have no sense of reality. Like someone who will spend all of their money on drugs or alcohol and then cry about it a week later when they are flat broke. Racist people make me sick!I would best describe my work ethic as… I'm sure I work harder than you. When it comes to religion... Don't preach to me and we'll do fine.My turn ons are… People with high self esteem is important.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are open minded. Up to date with what is going on in the world. People who act their age. Video game nerds. Fellow poker addict's. Anyone who is not a fuck up piece of shit would actually be good enough.

My Blog

My idea of bliss.

In the words of the late, great, Warren Zevon....................... I want to live alone in the desert I want to be like Georgia O'Keefe I want to live on the Upper East Side And never go down in the...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:44:00 GMT

The harsh reality of life.

Find myself singing the same songs everyday Ones that make me feel good When things behind the smiles ain't okay Around and over and in-between the seas I need to be on top of a mountain Where I can...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Possibly the closest I ever came to grace.

So this story took place in the summer of 2005. I believe it was July, maybe early August. Anyway, so Steve and I are chilling at the BLC house on a Saturday night, nothing special planned. Then the p...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:29:00 GMT

Setting the record straight!!!!

O.k., it has been a while. I'm back, and I'm ready to set a few things straight that need to be set in line so you shit fucks can find time to dwell on something else. Someone brought a piece of my pa...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:04:00 GMT

Fucking retarded religious fanatics. Fuck em one, fuck em all.

Ok, if you are religious you probably don't want to read this. If you choose to do so prepare to be offended. Here goes. What the fuck is up with these hardcore religious zealots? I don't mean to hate...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:18:00 GMT

Mad Cap Drunkenness

Well last night was a fucking blast. The night didn't start out very eventful and I almost didn't do a damn thing. I woke up at like 10:00 to Steve banging on my door asking if I wanted to go out to a...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 12:25:00 GMT

What the fuck?

Well tonight was a pretty uneventful saturday night. That is until Steve joined the ranks of complete drunken stupidity, much like myself and Urn among others. Anyway to the story, I'm chilling here t...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Dec 2004 06:31:00 GMT

Signs

AQUARIUS - JANUARY 20 to FEBRUARY 18 YOU HAVE AN INVENTIVE MIND AND ARE INCLINED TO BE PROGRESSIVE. YOU LIE A GREAT DEAL. YOU MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES REPEATEDLY BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID. EVERYONE THINKS...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:40:00 GMT

Old School Nickelodeon!

A couple weeks ago I had a dream about nickelodeon and it was really fucked up considering I haven't watched nikelodeon in fucking years. I'm not going to get into the details let's just say it was we...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Sep 2004 11:05:00 GMT