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If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes and Sue YouForget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turning off your turn Signal!Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!Ever StopTo Think, And...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:35:00 GMT |
Important stuff EVERYBODY needs to know... |
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane cras...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:02:00 GMT |
The truth is... |
...If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 18:37:00 GMT |
Never, never, never... |
...Never mess up an apology with an excuse. ...Never miss a good chance to shut up. ...Never test the depth of the water with both feet. ...Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large grou...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 17:24:00 GMT |
Ever stop to think.... |
...and forget to start again?
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:57:00 GMT |
Wisdom... |
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:38:00 GMT |
Hmmmm... If man evolved from monkeys & apes... |
... why do we still have monkeys & apes?
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
Eagles may soar.... |
... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 13:15:00 GMT |
If a tree falls in the forest... |
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
Why is the alphabet in that order? |
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Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 15:30:00 GMT |
