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About Me

i like taking short walks on the beach(im lazy). i like romantic dinners or any dinner. actually any food at all. i like eating food and playing with it, but i like eating it the most.

i like driving around with my two cats, especially on the freeway. i make them wear little hats so that I can use the carpool lane. also i dont really have cats. but when i say cats i mean stuffed animals designed and fashioned to look like real cats.

i dont dance well but i try and crump it up at da clubs sometimes. this event usually involves many scared and jealous faces.

when im not eating, walking short distances, driving with my stuffed animals, or crumpin at da clubs, i can usually be found doing other more or less entertaining stuff.

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My Interests

sustainable farming. organic vegetables. good vegan cooking. philosophy. art. reading. talking. people. staying up all night doing nothing. laughing. life. getting lost. doing new things with new people. learning. attempting to find real knowledge and truth....by the power of truth, i, while living, have conquered the universe.

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet people that think. and try to make this world a better place. and fail sometimes. but never stop trying to change themselves and this world.

i would like to meet more people. people to laugh with or at you take your pick. so if you wanna chat or sumthin else... aim me at: unite2012 ,or yahoo instant messager: anubis2012.

Music:

ani. jack johnson. u2. janis joplin. pink floyd. the arcade fire. placebo. postal service. pinback. tegan and sara. 311. rancid. incubus. and stuff.

Movies:

i love movies....v for vendetta, american beauty, fight club and then there are dark comedies...i heart huckabees, the house of yes, drop dead gorgeous. freeway. ohh and u cant forget horror films. i could go on and on.

Television:

entertaining at times

Books:

i like to read non-fiction.

Heroes:

all the truely great minds that came before me

My Blog

my nipples are bleeding

well not anymore but they where a few days ago. this is because i cut off my tits. im a little behind on my blog cause i cut my tits off on august 27th. they are just now healing to the point whe...
Posted by asher on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

ch.ch.ch...changes. time to make a change....cause time may change me, but i cant change time.

so for those that i havnt personally told im sure you have heard that i am taking male hormones to transition into a male. now its funny cause most of my friends in iowa decided that this means that i...
Posted by asher on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:47:00 PST

i won

its a true story. i did win. i win at a lot of things. mostly cause im the best at everything i do and also cause i dont do things im bad at. usually. last night was the first night of chanukah. and m...
Posted by asher on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

if i was a bug

i lost my wallet. if anyone sees it please bring it back to my cold sweaty hands. it is very sad cause i happen to enjoy having my id, business credit cards, and free movie tickets i had in there. jus...
Posted by asher on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

noodles and beer

so yesterday morgan and i decided to go shopping. we didnt wake up all early and wait in stupid lines cause we just arnt those type of people. morgan doesnt wake up early for anything and there are ve...
Posted by asher on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

slow movements in fastforward

Its in the quiet spaces that separate us all that i sit tonight. these spaces tend to compress and then expand there selves as time goes by and by. comfortably cuddled in the outside i smile at the re...
Posted by asher on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:10:00 PST

time the magazine, not the final frontier

i just finished reading an awesome debate on god vs. science (thanks mandi for the time mag) and amazingingly the scientist debating for god was much more rational then expected. they both had decent ...
Posted by asher on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

so i finished it

the bits and pieces all connected. and here it is...as finished as it will probably be.i sit quietly tonight. i can hear ur voice louder then the rest of the voices in my head. my heads a busy place. ...
Posted by asher on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

lady like

in my infinite boredom i was hangin out on myspace like all the coolest kids when i noticed one of those dumb games on the side where u win free ringtones and other random shit know one wants. anyway ...
Posted by asher on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST

its the green that brings glory

do you ever wonder about the exaggeration of this place and the intention of the people who fill its empty spaces. it can be so loud at times, in my head, that i cant hear you speak. my mind drifts fr...
Posted by asher on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST