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About Me

I am 21. I am the luckiest guy on earth, because I happen to be engaged the coolest woman alive! Her name is Ashley Dimeo, a talented, beautiful, and good-hearted girl from the small town of Aloha.
Lately, despite my inherent, uncontrollable bitterness toward all things Myspace, I have grown fond of crafting blogs, or Blag-o-trons , as I affectionately call them. Feel free to read, or even subscribe to them, as I will update weekly. Perhaps they will detract from the horrors of your workday!
Since we all live crazy lives as it is, I will go ahead and keep my Myspace clean and simple. I could get all crazy like some of you out there, and go with the black background, hot pink text, mix in two or three streaming videos and songs playing all at the same time, coupled with a mouse pointer so wacky I can't tell if I am clicking on something or shooting myself in the face. Then insert some pictures that are so big they throw the margins into Thailand, which will then obstruct my view of your awesome blogs titled "Hawt Secks" and "Mi life SUX," while simultaneously killing the links which lead me home, and away from your hideous display of seizure-causing HTML.
Here is a quote I stole from someone so long ago, I don't even remember who I stole it from...
"It's hard to face your problems when your problem is your face."
Warriorfest Champions, and my bro's.
Bailey = 110% Awesome.
Note crazy Justin in the background.
Jager Chess!
I love random people in the background!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who want to make fun faces like this!:

Music:

+44, A Change of Pace, A Day to Remember, A Fragile Shade, A Static Lullaby, ACDC, AFI, Acceptance, All Time Low, Anberlin, Angels & Airwaves, Apples in Stereo, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Eyed Peas, Blindside, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Boys like Girls, Brilliant, CKY, Cartel, Coheed & Cambria, Copeland, Craig's Bother, Crosstide, Dashboard Confessionals, Death Cab for Cutie, Dispatch, Dropkick Murpheys, Dropping Daylight, Emery, Eminem, Enya, Eric Clapton, Europe, FM Static, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Five Iron Frenzy, Further Seems Forever, Ghoti Hook, Glassjaw, Goldfinger, Good Charlotte, Good Riddance, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Homegrown, Hoobastank, In Flames, Jack's Manaquin, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, Less than Jake, Longwave, Mae, Modest Mouse, Monty Are I, Muse, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nural, Of Pawns Design, Ok Go, Pedro the Lion, Perfect Attendance, Relient K, Rise Against, Rx Bandits, Saves The Day, Self Against City, Senses Fail, Someting Corporate, Spitalfield, Squad Five-0, Story of the Year, Stutterfly, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Ataris, The Beatles, The Darkness, The Faint, The Fold, The Format, The Hint, The Matches, The Postal Service, The Starting Line, The Used, They Might Be Giants, Thrice, Trivium, Value Pack, Vendetta Red, Yellowcard,

Movies:

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Batman Begins, Big Daddy, Braveheart, Dodge Ball, Anchorman, Dr. Strangelove, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Gladiator, Happy Gillmore, Harry Potter, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings, Mr. Deeds, Napolean Dynamite, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Office Space, Old School, Ong Bak The Thai Warrior SLC Punk, Star Wars, Super Troopers, The Boondock Saints, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Godfather, The Goonies, The Incredibles, The Matrix, The Patriot, The Rock, The Waterboy, V for Vendetta, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, X-Men,

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, the Simpsons, The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC), Iron Chef, Good Eats, Drawn Together, Reno 911, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report, Comic Remix, South Park, The Chappelle Show.

So basically anything on the Food channel, Comedy Central, or Adult Swim... And anything that is NOT MTV!

Books:

Shoot. I'm in college, and they make me read a lot of books. I am tired of updating this thing, so just assume that Waylon is somewhat well-read.

Heroes:

Adam Buchan-Ashley Dimeo-Boni Buchan-Carl Hoiland-Carnin Hall-Dave Biller-Eric Weller-Jake Corey-Jake Rumbolz-Lydia Face-Paul Johnston-Shannon Buchan-Zack Rumbolz (Alphabetized, so no one poops in their pants)

My Blog

I think he is on to something here...

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Posted by Waylon! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:27:00 PST

Minesweeper, the Movie

Also, Burn Notice is a great show. I decided....
Posted by Waylon! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:43:00 PST

Q_Q

I don't post blogs anymore because the 40 hour workweek and the man's ratrace murdered my creativity.I'm going to go curl up into the fetal and weep for a while. ...
Posted by Waylon! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

It's Tuessssssday....

This job gets pretty boring. Tonight I left the lab unattended to go score a free calzone from my buddy who works in the dining hall. Afterwards, I printed 100 pages to the Hamersley Library with the ...
Posted by Waylon! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

Blog-o-mattic version 2.0

You may begin to notice that my blog-o-tron postings are lacking in original thought or planning. Instead, I borrow from the internet and claim credit for all wittyness.If you own a dog or a cat, then...
Posted by Waylon! on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST

Pearl!

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Posted by Waylon! on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

The Rider of Lines

Using a fancy device on my computer called "Stumble Upon," I found an exciting new game that is sweeping the nation.www.linerider.comIt is called, Line Rider. The idea is pretty simple. Draw a line, a...
Posted by Waylon! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

Glovens

So, not having gloves in the winter sucks. When you get in your car, your hands touch the wheel and freeze and shatter just like T-1000 in Terminator 2. And then you check your GLOVE-Box, yet ironical...
Posted by Waylon! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST

Woot!

So the big day is finally here! Yours truly is now 21 years young. As they say, "Time flies and people grow up fast when you aren't looking!"Well, mother fuckers! I was looking! I watch you all while ...
Posted by Waylon! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:45:00 PST

It's about time!

Posted by Waylon! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST