About Me
MY NAME iS ALi, SH0RT F0R ALiSON (ONE L N0T TW0). i'M 22 YEARS Y0UNG, B0RN & RAiSED iN NEW Y0RK. i'M A VERY STRONG BELiEVER iN KARMA AND WHAT G0ES AROUND COMES AROUND. ENVY'S A BiTCH. I STAND OUT, WHiLE OTHERS BLEND iN. THATS WHY THEiR ONLY SHOT AT ATTENTiON iS TO BRiNG ME DOWN BUT iT AiNT WORKiN AND NEVER HAS. PE0PLE TALK ABOUT ME MORE OFTEN THEN N0T WHiCH iS WHATS UP BECAUSE THATS WHAT MAKES ME FCUKiN FAMOUSS. NEXT TiME YOU SAY MY NAME, fUCKiN CHOKEE ON iT. S0 FOR ALL YOU SLAM PiG BiTCHES WHO WANNA POPP OFF WiTH SOME GARBAGE, REALiZE i'M KNOWN FOR WHAT i DO iNSTEAD OF WHO i SCREW. ALRiiGHT BiRDS? iTS NOT MY FAULT THAT THE BOYS YOU SWEAT ON MYSPACE ARE ACTUALLY MY B0YS AND RESPECT ME AS A GiRL NOT THEiR WEEKLY JUMP OFF. THAT'S DUE TO THE FACT THAT i HAVE THiS THiNG CALLED MORALS, SO THEREFOR YOU WONT CATCH ME GETTiNG SLAMMED OUT, USED & DiSCARDED LiKE THE AVERAGE SKANK. T0TES NOT MY STYLE. K THANXX. ANYWHO-i ATTEND WESTCHESTER C0MMUNiTY COLLEGE AND i W0RK FULL TiME AT ABERCR0MBiE KiDS. i*M DETERMiNED AND AMBiTiOUS, i'M ACTUALLY G0iNG SOMEWHERE iN LiFE. =) DEPENDiNG ON MY SURROUNDiNGS i CAN COME OFF AS SHY, QUiTE, OR EVEN BiTCHY BUT REALLY i'M NOT AT ALL. ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, i CAN GARUNTEE YOU FCUKiN LOVE ME. MY FRiENDS WHO KNOW ME THE BEST SAY i'M PROBABLY THE FUNNiEST PERSON THEY EVER MET. I LiKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, EVEN IF iTS AT SOMEONE ELSES OR EVEN MY OWN EXPENSE. SO iF i COME OFF AS A TiMiDLY SARCASTiC BiTCH, DON'T TAKE OFFENSE. I jUST LiKE TO BREAK BALLS AND i ALWAYS WiN. i'VE HAD ALOT OF PEOPLE COME iN AND OUT OF MY LiFE SO i'D SAY i HAVE A VERY GOOD JUDGEMENT iN CHARACHTER. THERE'S 3 QUALiTiES i HATE iN PEOPLE. iF YOU'RE EiTHER OF WHiCH, BEAT iT NOW BECAUSE i DON'T HAVE TiME F0R Y0U'RE WACKK ASS; 1: FAKEEE! iF Y0U'RE ONE WAY T0 MY FACE AND AN0THER BEHiND MY BACK, BEST BELiEVE Y0U'RE GUNNA CATCH iT. I PR0BABLY SEE RiGHT THROUG YOUR ASS ANYWAYS. I'M A VERY REAL CHiCK, I CAN WEED OUT THE REAL AND THE FAKE WiT NO PROBLEM. 2: KiSS ASSES!: THE LAST THiNG i WiLL EVER DO iS KiSS ANYONES ASS. i DON'T GiVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE, i WILL RESPECT YOU iF iTS DESERVED BUT i WiLL NEVER KiSS ANYONE ASS JUST T0 GET BY iN LiFE AND TH0SE OF YOU WHO D0 ARE FCUKiN PATHETiC! 3: LiARS: KEEP YOU'RE STORiES TO YOURSELF. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. THE MOST iMPORTANT THiNG TO ME iN ANY RELATiONSHiP WiTH A FRiEND, BOYFRiEND, FAMiLY MEMBER, OR WHOEVER IT MAY BE iS LOYALTY. I GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE i AM A VERY LOYAL PERSON MYSELF. I WiLL DO ANYTHiNG F0R THE 0NES i L0VE SO i EXPECT THE SAME iN RETURN. i HAVE BEEN BACK STABBED BY MANY PEOPLE, FRiENDS, BOYFRIEND, FAMiLY, AND JUST MY EVERYDAY PEERS. iTS DiSGUSTiNG TO ME THAT PEOPLE CAN DO THAT KiNDA SHiT WiTH NO SHAME, iTS ALL GOOD BECAUSE LiKE i ALWAYS SAY, KARMA'S A BiTCH AND YA'LL GET YOUR'S SOME DAY. i HAVE A TENDENCY OF H0LDiNG GRUDGES, THAT'S WHY i HAVE A PRETTY LONG SHiT LiST AND iF i DON'T LiKE YOU, YOU'LL KNOW iT. I R0LL WiTH THE BEST FUCK WiTH 0NE OF US, Y0U FUCK WiTH ALL OF US. N0T A WiSE CHOiCE BECAUSE WE WiLL MAKE YOUR LiFE FCUKiN MiSERABLE. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BREAK BiTCHES. D0NT GET SHiT TWiZTED i AiNT NO HOOD RAT BUT i DONT GiVE A FUCK. iF NEED BE i WiLL COME AT YOU ANYTiME ANYWHERE WEARiNG AN ARMANi TEE, RiPPED JEANS, UGGS, CHANEL SUNGLASSES AND A POOF iN MY HAiR AND REGULATE YOUR ASS REAL MOTHER FUCKiN QUiCK. EiTHER RAiSE YOUR STANDARDS AND BE D0WN F0R ME, OR FALL BACK AND LAYDOWN WiTH THE REST OF THE HATER'S. STiCK A DiCK iN YA EAR AND FCUK WHAT YOU HEARD AND KEEP YA STUNNA SHADES HANDY BECAUSE i'M STiLL SHiNNiN AND i AiNT G0iN NOWHERE. =)
There is one more thing I would absolutely love to clear up. As you can see from my myspace page, I define the word CLuBHEAD... but for all the right reasons, not the stereo typed bullshit that my friends and I are very often catogorized as. I do not go to the club so I can put all over my myspace how cool my weekend at Pacha was so I look and feel a little bit cooler, I sure as hell don't go to meet the juiced out guidos who are very often spotted on the club scene and last but not least I do not go to clubs to put things up my nose or pop pills. I go to the clubs for one reason and one reason only and that reason is called.. HOUSE MUSiC. House music to me isn't just a bunch of noise that I can drop it like its hot too on some dude or shake my ass on a bar like a sloppy hot mess. To me house music is a feeling, a way of expression, and most of all House music is a lifestyle. I am house music and I endure this lifestyle. Thats why I am a CLuBHEAD.
101 ALiCAT FACTS:
1) AliCAT iS A NiCK NAME MY BiG BROTHER GAVE ME WHEN i WAS A BABY, iT WASN'T MADE UP FOR MYSPACE.
2) I THOUGHT ALiCAT WAS MY REAL NAME TiLL THE AGE OF 5.
3) i'M 50% PUERTO RiCAN AND 50% SWEEDiSH
4) i DRiVE A FORCUS. HOLLA.
5) i PRACTiCALLY LiVE iN A TANNiNG BED. PALE PEOPLE= GROSS!
6) i HAVE A REALLY L0NG BUTT CRACK
7) FAT J0E iS MY FAVORiTE RAPPER.
8) i HAVE MY NiPPLES PiERCED
9) i L0VE APPLE MARTiNi'S!.
10) MY BiRTHDAY iS AUGUST 18TH.
11) I ABSOLUTELY HATEEE HANNAH MONTANA.
12) i LOVE PENNE ALLA VODKA AND TAC0 BELL.
13) i ALWAYS WEAR MY UGGS. I HAVE THEM iN EVERY COLOR =)
14) i GET DRUNK OFF PATRONE ATLEAST ONCE A WEEKEND
15) i HAVE 2 TATTOOS.
16) i'VE BEEN ARRESTED. ASSAULT iN THE THiRD BiTCH.
17) i ONLY WEAR ViCTORiA SECRET BRA'S & UNDERWEAR..
18) GR0WiNG UP i WAS SUCH A TOM BOY
19) i FLiPPED A QUAD ONCE
20) i CAN DRiVE STiCK. BETTER THAN MOST GUYS.
21) i LOVE THE BEACH.
22) i BURP REALLLLY LOUD.
23) THE OSBOURNES AiNT GOT SHiT ON MY FAMiLY.
24) i HATE LONG CAR RiDES
25) i PEE iN PUBLiC
26) TRUE RELiGiON JEANS ARE AMAZiNG
27) MY GRANDMA CURSES AT ME iN SPANiSH
28) iM ACTUALLY VERY RELiGiOUS
29) i HAVE TiNY FEET (SiZE 5)
30) i HAVE EVEN TiNiER HANDS
31) GUYS iN PAiNTER HATS MAKE ME MELT
32) i HAVE A REALLY OBNOXiOUS LAUGH BUT ONLY WHEN i THiNK SOMETHiNGS REALLY FUNNY.
33) i CAN LiVE OFF PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY iF i HAD TO.
34) MY MOM SAYS THiNGS LiKE "WHAT UP NiGGA?"
35) i HAVE THE CUTEST CHiUHUAHUA NAMED STEWiE!
36) ALL THE CD'S iN MY CAR ARE HOUSE.
37) i CAN RAP THE SONG "JUiCY" BY NOTORiOUS BiG, WORD FOR WORD.
38) i THiNK iN MY PAST LiFE i WAS A CAT.
39) MY GOAL iS TO FiLL UP MY PASSPORT.
40) MY BROTHER iS THE FUNNiEST PERSON i KNOW.
41) i DRiNK SODA WiTH EVERY MEAL.
42) DRiViNG TO BR00KLYN SUCKS.
43) LOVES THE JERSEY SHORE AND THE HAMPTONS ALL SUMMER
44) CRAZY ABOUT ROLLER COASTERS.
45) i NEVER WEAR SUN SCREEN.
46) FAiLED GYM.
47) SPiTS ON PEOPLE AND THERE CARS WHEN i HATE THEM.
48) i LOVE CAT NAPS.
49) ADDiCTED TO REALiTY TV
50) HAS RiDiCULOUS AMOUTHS OF MUSiC iN MY iTUNES.
51) MAJORiTY OF MY FRiENDS ARE Dj'S OR CLUB PROMOTERS.
52) FiRST CLUB WAS TUXEDOS.
53) i REALLY WANT TO GO TO VENEZUELA ONE DAY
54) MY FAVORiTE MOViE iS SAViNG PRiVATE RYAN.
55) MY BiGGEST FEAR iS RETARDS.
56) i LiKE FAST CARS AND STREET BiKES.
57) DRiNKS DUNKiN DONUTS COFFEE ATLEAST ONCE A DAY
58) i MAKE UP REALLY FUNNY SONGS.'
59) i CURSE ALOT.
60) APPARENTLY MY FAVORiTE WORD iS MOTHER FUCKER.
61) i LOVE iT WHEN i SEE THE "HOT GiRLS" iN HiGH SCHOOL THAT ARE NOW PiGS.
62) LiFEGUARDED FOR 6 YEARS (LCLG BABY)
63) i HATE BEiNG COLD.
64) i WAS iN THE JUNiOR OLYMPiCS AND i HAVE 2 BRONZE MEDALS.
65) EVERYGUY i'VE DATED WENT TO JAiL.. AND ALL FOR THE SAME REASON.
66) i LOVE CHEESECAKE
67)MY BEST FRiEND HAS BEEN THE SAMe PERSON SiNCE 1ST GRADE. (TONi BELLA MY NiGGA)
68) MY FAVORiTE HOLiDAY iS CHRiSTMAS.
69) i HATE WEARiNG HEALS, UNLESS i CAN SiT ALOT
70) i THiNK iTS FUNNY WHEN LiTTLE KiDS CURSE
71) i NEVER CRiED DURiNG A MOViE.
72) i'M A YANKEE FAN.
73) i DON'T CARE WH0 YOU ARE, iF YOU FALL. iM LAUGHiN.
74) i'VE DYED MY HAiR LiKE EVERY COLOR.
75) MY FiRST CAR WAS A HONDA CiViC.
76) i'VE THROWN UP AND PEED AT THE SAME TiME.
77) i USED TO GO TO CATHOLiC SCHOOL.
78) i'VE CHEATED ON A TEST BEFORE.
79) MY FAVORiTE CLASS iS PHSYCHOLOGY.
80) i WEAR GLASSES
81) i HATE TOMATOES AND MUSTARD
82) FOR HALLOWEEN i WAS A NERD, AND i MADE A GOOD ONE.
83) CT AND NJ SUCK!
84) I PRANK PEOPLE
85) i LOVE COLDSTONE WHEN i'M HiGH.
86) i BRUiSE MAD EASiLY.
87) WHEN iM DRUNK i FALL ALOT.
88) i EAT VERY LiTTLE EVEN iF iM VERY HUNGARY.
89) i PiSS OF ALOT OF PEOPLE, ON A REGULAR BASiS.
90) i LiKE BLACK NAiL POLiSH.
91) i LEARNED HOW TO GiVE THE MiDDLE FiNGER iN KiNDERGARTEN
92) i'VE MADe iT TO QUEENS FROM WESTCHESTER iN 25 MiNUTES.
93) SOCO & LiME = <3
94) i'VE NEVER LOST ANYONE CLOSE TO ME.
95) i CAN'T FALL ASLEEP WiTHOUT A BLANKET.
96) MY DAD'S NAMED BLAiR.
97) i LOVE BUDLiGHT LiME.
98) i SAY LiKE AL0T.
99) i HAVE AN iPHONE, iPOD, iMAC, AND iBOOK.
100) MYSPACE MADE ME FAMOUS.
101) i AM THE SHiT. THE END =)
