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In mihi ego fides

About Me


Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did My daddies were a two headed freak show Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board and I was born the next day...Violent J When I was 14, I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there on the steel rack I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?" Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy Child of the witch heffer...whatever Tied me up, burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts After that they started bowing and shit Praying at me, you know how them primitives get I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior, I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a cunt!

My Blog

Noel gets shot in the neck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3txrqQKEkI
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Ain't mondays brilliant

What's with mondays? It's a shit day to be in work and it's a shit day to be off work. Nothing ever happens on a monday. Suppose it was alright in the fact that I got to finish watching prison break, ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:41:00 GMT

Friends eh?

Ok, so what happens when you introduce someone who is a little drunk to a famous piece of music from a famous film? Well, obviously they are gonna attempt a "rave" to it aren't they?... no?, what do y...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 20:31:00 GMT

My Left Foot...

Well, actually it isn't my left foot, it's my right; To be more precise it's not even my foot it's my lower leg, you know the calf area, just above the ankle and below the knee. Fuck I'm babbling agai...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:24:00 GMT

Rat in me kitchen saga. The finale!

Motherfucker! Think you can play games with me eh? Reckon you can take the bait and not set off the trap eh?!? Think again beeatch! Sucker fell for the peanut butter and BANG!! Broke his little neck. ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:54:00 GMT

Itchy Leg

Man today sucks, Day off and bored as fuck. Been chilling with Ellie all day but now she's sleeping Got a new leg piece started by Chris of Physical Graffiti saturday, eight and a bit hours of work&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:51:00 GMT