I'm a very boring individual who is also a music and film snob. I'm sorry that you have really crappy taste in both.
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Making obscure pop culture references to co-workers who don't have the slightest idea what I'm talking about, thus creating an awkward silence.Pretending to listen to people by nodding my head and smiling and/or laughing at the appropriate time.Staying indoors so as not to burn my ghostly pale skin.Granted, these aren't "interests" so much as things that I do often.
Thom Yorke--probably a really cranky, curt fellow....but what would you expect from a musical genius?John Lennon--to ask him if God has heard his song, "God", and what he thought of it. Also, is he still bitter towards McCartney?Jesus Christ--just to talk about politics and who his favorite band is. Does he like secular music? He seems like a pretty hep cat. Oh, and is he mad at Lennon for the "Jesus" comment?Oh, you meant on MySpace, didn't you? Um, I'd like to meet people who share all my ideologies and think exactly like I do. Conform!
Radiohead, The Beatles, John Lennon, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Weezer, The Flaming Lips, Tenacious D, Beck, David Bowie, The Distillers, The Beach Boys, The Hives, Pixies, Buddy Holly, Pedro Infante, Shakira, The Strokes, Talking Heads, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Clash, Ramones, Roy Orbison, Faith No More, Elvis Costello, Outkast, and a lot of others that I'm too lazy to list and you're too bored to read.
The Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars Saga, V for Vendetta, About a Boy, Memento, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, 2001: A Space Odyssey, High Fidelity, Halloween, A Nightmare On Elm Street Series, Psycho (1960), The Exorcist, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Mulholland Dr., Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Night of the Hunter, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Grapes of Wrath, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Back to the Future Trilogy, Half-Baked, MST3K:The Movie, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Ghost World, Requiem for a Dream, Almost Famous, Amelie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Meaning of Life, The Truman Show, Labyrinth, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, Children of Men, Grindhouse and a whole shickenload of others but by now you've probably already stopped reading.
The Simpsons, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Chappelle's Show, Ren & Stimpy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Colbert Report, Ebert & Roeper, etc.
Fight Club, Dracula, Misery, America (The Book), The Beatles Anthology, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, It...
Spider-man, "V", Neo, Powdered Toast Man, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert