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- Myspace Layouts,Graphics, and Comments!XOXOX MELISSA + RAYMOND 11/17/2003 XOXOXHeres a freakin sweet bio:So about me, I live in mastic Beach, I know I know... Ive heard all of the lame mastic trash bullsh*t.... I must say though that Ive grown quite fond of my surroundings, Who can say theyve had an entire SWAT team in their backyard? Neighborhood fights are what brings the family together. Its just great entertainment that never grows old. UFC in my backyard. Olay' Nicca's.I've been with my boyfriend Ray<3 for almost 6 yrs. A perfect state of pure perfection. Only he understands my sick twisted sense of humor without saying I need help. <3 I LOVE YOU <3 "stinky" <3 Smell those feet,, sniff it.. you like that??" "Youre my best friend, biff"I work in a Real Estate office which Im so far extremely happy with, I quit that other job. I didn't like bothering my mind or energy though with the hustle and bustle of nasty people, smelling like crotch rot, spitting in my face and busting blue balls over my awesome nametag...and no, my phone number is not included with you order-Ugh the memories though; that slop of a resturant, mice shit in the buns and roaches in the shake machine. Mmm mmm Good, have it your way bay-bee. The job though was a repetitive cycle of nothingness. A place of such non importance I dont know why, or how I got there to begin with; or why I even put effort into it. The time wasted on such ignorance can only make me laugh though. Lessons learned.What else, on my free time I spend most of it watching tv, reading, day dreaming, star gazing, combing beaches for shells, and whatever else I can do to keep my mind active. I rarely sleep, so you can mostly find me sitting out on the front porch at 1 in the morning, puffing away till I see a shooting star.Farting is also one of my many bodily functioned talents, in which I adore.For fun... the ocean is a plus, I love to shop, but hate when other people get in my way, or stop there cart while Im walking right behind them. A finger in the ass teaches great lessons though. Its Karma... Only I'm helping the karmatic process... yeah I made that word up just now. Talent baby.Let me be like everyone else too, and say.. I like movies and clubs and being with my friends. RIGHT! You cant enjoy a movie anymore w/o some moron ruining the show by laughing or screaming depending on the flick, or hey how about some throw up?..... Clubs... roofies arent one of my favorite foods... so no. I have no use for dirtbags, other than to point and laugh, and friends... just enemies waiting to happen. So I have few. Few selected stars, you all know who you are. What else? Oh, I'm 27. I'll just mention that my birthday is May 17th, so those of you who forget it,, well I probably forgot yours too. I think Paris Hilton is hot, and Nicole Richie hotter. Im NOT gay, but I can see beauty in just about anything or anyone. Unless your really f*cking ugly. Then I stare.What else, Oh I know...if you smell, I'll let you know. If you annoy me, you'll be told. If you annoy me twice, you'll be reminded. If you annoy me a third time, you'll never hear from me again. So good at that dissapearing act. I have NO regrets, everything in life good or bad has taught me a valuble life lesson. It's just another chapter in an old diary. Life is over in a blip, so pay attention.I may be a sweet speaker, but you'd never understand the demented evil thoughts running through my mind.I enjoy solitude, and hate being bothered by extremely loud fake people. I only smile if deserving, I will not hide behind fake gestures. My moods can be read like a novel. If Im quiet; leave me be. If Im speaking; Listen. I'm not picky; Im selective. Im overprotective of those I love. You hurt them; I hurt you. I wont stab you in the back, when I could just punch you in the face. Im usually called 'weird, weirdo, or whack job' by those who dont know me well. I prefer to call it "unique" though, 'diamond in the dirt'.Sorry if I'm not like every other robotic, simple minded; be like everybody else, type of person. God won't bless you when you sneeze, and neither will I. I'm not here for drama. If you don't know me do yourself a favor and just pass on by...I know my name tastes good because it's always in someones mouth. If you have something to say, I recommend you just say it to my face. For your own safetys sake, don't let me hear it through the grape vines.There's an ant crawling on my face, so I have to go now.{} whateverlife was here wl28