Erin Maiden - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i am the baby in the family and according to a report by matt lauer, i like to be the center of attention, meaning, invite me to your party and i'll do a jig and make you laugh, maybe even make you laugh so hard a little pee sneaks out. just a little though, not enough to have a damp spot on your butt. if that happened i'd have to make a joke at your expense, run to the bodega, buy you some depends, because thats how far i'll go to make you laugh. so invite me to your parties. oh and i'll do a mean interpretive dance
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My Interests

shiny buttons & interpretive dancers & choreographers

I'd like to meet:

other interpretive dance artists

Music:

i like playing it more than i like listening to it. I really feel old when i realize i have no clue who these new rock bands are. once you do a back flip off an amp you're a loser in my book, so my options are pretty slim right now. i am venturing into trying to learn to play drums, give me one year and i will melt your face with my skills. www.wjandthesweetsacrifice.com

Movies:

Music Montages turn any piece of shit into a masterpiece in my mind.

Television:

no reality shows unless its Real Life "I'm Getting Married" on MTV. i could watch that Staten Island couple forEVER. Can you spell Roid Rage? "i'll GUT YOU LIKE A COW". seriously though i'm addicted to friday night lights and that makes me a nerd. even went out and got a dvr so band practice doesn't interfere with my obsession.

Books:

i'm reading a conspiracy theory book about global warming. while some say "erin, its fiction" i say footnotes don't lie bitches.

Heroes:

currently, Natalie Portman http://www.break.com/index/nportsnl.html

My Blog

what i learned this weekend

in our 9-5 working mans tour to PA, this is what i learned: 1- GPS is stupid 2- Bad drivers on the Pennsylvania Turnpike usually have New York licence plates 3- PA people are nice 4- whiskey + vodka =...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

i’m NOT a crack head

I really don't know what it is. Is it the black hair, is it the liquid eyeliner, is it the "strong" nose? i don't know. All i know is that i'm NOT a crack head. I've never tried the stuff, i don't lik...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

if you slamdance at a supersuckers show....

you're a douche.
Posted by Erin Maiden on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:50:00 PST

Elite fools

after many trips to exotic places like Los Angeles, Fort Myers, Fargo, Atlanta and Miami, i have finally hit elite acess status. I feel like Mariah Carey in an airport, minus the fur, hooker shoes, an...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

faith restored

I had lost it a little while after cunt hilton was released. now the bitch is definately likely to get her well deserved shanking, and everything is roses again.
Posted by Erin Maiden on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:30:00 PST

vacation

we had an awesome time in key west. recommend it to anyone that just likes to eat, drink and relax. perfect 5 days. some pics to follow but not many. damn film came back blank. luckily i didn't ...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith

I DO NOT CARE! do you hear me access hollywood? Do you hear me Billy Bush? i DO NOT CARE. If i had a penis, i could be on access hollywood right now saying i'm the daddy, no proof, no nothing, just i ...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

Sweet Sacrifice

well after about 4 years since i last recorded w/ the alphas, i'm trying it again w/ the new band wj. very excited to see what we come up with. hopefully soon we'll have something up other than a...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

i'm old

i just edited my profile to include my highschool and when i entered dates attended, i realized i was in high school in the 80s. sure it was only for about 3 months, but still.so my point is, if you w...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Burrito we love you

theres really no words when you lose someone that had such a big impact, when you only knew him a short time. This week we lost a dear friend. Anthony, Burrito, we miss you. He was a very close ...
Posted by Erin Maiden on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:53:00 PST