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jessica

i just hate work and love beer.

About Me


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"i hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -- hunter s. thompson.
i have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum-
i'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet in your life (but you can call me jessica). i'm very shy initially, but don't let it fool you. also, i pretty much live to laugh my ass off.
i love meeting new people and trying new things, i just don't do enough of either. want to help? drop me a line!
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i am jessica.
i laugh a lot.
i am "into" beer.
i am "into" lengthy political debates.
i am "into" trying to meet intelligent people around here (this adventure has resulted in little to no success).
create. consume. repeat. repeat. repeat.
ps: don't bother if you want me to add your band, or if you're looking for a single-serving friend to satisfy your carnal urges. i'm not into doing either.
"imperfection is beauty, madness is genuis, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -- marilyn monroe

My Interests

making fun of everything, making out, hating the government, hating boys, intelligent conversations (how cliche, right?), shopping, causing trouble, driving like a complete fuckface, listening to hipster noise (or "indie" as i've heard it called) that i liked before you knew how to wipe your own ass, ganja, breaking hearts, spelling things correctly, BEER (rolling rock and guinness draught, THAT'S RIGHT), busting balls (and if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen) figuring shit out, interjecting subthoughts in parentheses, raising eyebrows, finding peace within, LAUGHING, holding hands, changing the world, and most importantly, letting my shoulder lean.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't suck. yeah, you think you don't? try me.

Music:

radiohead, spoon, ADULT., warp records, cut chemist, ratatat, autolux, kraftwerk, the decemberists, of montreal, belle and sebastian, aqueduct, holy fuck, cake, blur, frank black, sufjan stevens, edan, interpol, the beatles, kaiser chiefs, squarepusher, beirut, led zeppelin, the shins, patrick wolf, prefuse 73, mos def, the white stripes, ben harper, aphex twin, sondre lerche, lcd soundsystem, bloc party, the arcade fire, wolf parade, autechre, jay-z, animal collective, boards of canada, and pretty much anything else that sounds good.

Movies:

goodfellas, the life aquatic with steve zissou, amélie, fight club, american beauty, office space, casablanca, life is beautiful, clerks, pulp fiction, the big lebowski, north by northwest, run lola run, high fidelity, waking life, fist of legend, ferris bueller's day off.

Television:

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, forensic files (because i like forensics, and i like files) cops, comedy central (most everything on it), dr. 90210, the discovery health channel, who's line is it anyway, the sopranos, wonder showzen -- but i don't watch much tv. i like it that way.

Books:

1984 (orwell) and atlas shrugged (rand) tie for my favorite books of all time. i also enjoy bret easton ellis and chuck palahniuk. magazines are my guilty pleasure -- my favorites are vice and rolling stone.

Heroes:

patrick henry.

My Blog

musings.

these aren't meant to flow. the numbered order means nothing. it serves only as a means of organization. 1. i need to stop working for my inferiors.2. i need to set an example.3. i have gained an odd ...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

on men, my body, and me.

my mind is a tall skyscraper you strain your neck trying to see,my body is a first story window.my mind is the highest point of a snow-capped peak,my body is a piece of stone kicked from beneath your ...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST