Dead Do Dance {Queen of Tenor Town}{Father Edward}

Edward on being amazing:
“I am its a proven fact in eighteen different states around the country, four countries in Europe, seventeen in Asia, and all people without aids in Africa.”
The Proper About Me:
Its funny that I don’t like writing my about me section, because the simple fact is: I love talking about myself. However, when I go to write a new about me I never know what to put. There are so many things and insights I could include here because that is all the complexity of my being. Some pretty impressive shit, if I say so myself.
The Proper About Me, Part Two:
Here is some of the basic stuff that most of you should already know, if you don’t know I’m wondering why you are continuing to read, please DO NOT follow me home from school and attempt to touch my body, if these are your intentions please exit at the top left button that reads: “Home”. My name is Edward. I am 15. My birthday is April 13. I attended Bendle High School. I’m a sophomore. I am in band. I play Tenor Sax, which is the most amazing of the instruments. I have a deep love for music, of all kinds which going through my I-pod (Whose name is Iped) you would be surprised to find some of the diverse things in there. For my on music from me I have a list of music that needs to updated in the worst way to the left. If you want insights opinions on some sort of music, or your music send me a comment or message and I will give you my opinion. I also love to read again for more look to the left for a list of favorite books. Lastly on the list of things I enjoy I’m going to go as far as to say I have a passion for writing. Which I am okay at, if you wanna read some of my work send me a message or comment and I will send you something.
The Proper About Me, Part Three:
This is where the best of me comes out here in these final words. Some might dare to say I’m an asshole (though none to my face.) I’m not that mean, but I’m honest and have little remorse to speak my mind. If you ask me if your fat and I tell you yes, don’t get mad me! You fucking asked meaning you wanted to know! Chances are if I said you were fat your fat ass already knew about it! So why act offended if I’m honest with you! With this said I have nothing more for you. Enjoy the rest of your lives, because you have just wasted X amount of time reading my about me section.
.. deadwood1992
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