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About Me

I've given up on hope. If you expect nothing then you are never dissapointed. So hurt me if you must, I'm pretty good for it. Kick me while I'm down, it gives me insentive to get up and kick your ass. I'm tired of waiting for someday because today is today and its not going to fucking change. Cheers.

All I want is what is mine.

Check out my website

Check out my sister's band

Who Dey Mother Fucker

Check out WhiteBeef

My Interests

Art, design, movies, women, dodgeball, photography, and some other stuff.
The new Dodge Challenger.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can get a woman to climax by pointing at her and saying "booya".

Music:

Pretty much anything alternative rock.

Movies:

Fight Club, American History X, The Machinist, Eternal Sunshine Of a Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Batman, Batman Begins, Empire Strikes Back, What About Bob, American Pyscho, Godfather, Scarface, Evil Dead trilogy, Ghostbusters....the list goes on.

Books:

I own two books and they are by my boys Bruce Campbell and Kevin smith....If Chins Could Kill: The Confessions of a B Movie Actor and Silent Bob Speaks.

Heroes:

Batman and Wolverine

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My Blog

higgaldy piggaldy

pesant pesant fleastn fuckas. say that three time sfast. Bet you canbt you sons of bitchs. Me ans jason are drtunk eaten texas toast and mini tacos melissa made us. Mexican and...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:17:00 PST

A love story

Unexpected fortune,distance fortifies, quintessential happiness,unexpected tide,falling apart,turn your head,broken embrace,the rocking chair is deada bleeding ankle,walk away,this Is love,and di...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

Illustration in the Works: Update

Ok I have only worked on this one more day after the first post so there isn't too much more but I thought I would post the progress anyway. Let me know what you think. ...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST

Ask Adam

Posted by The Joker in your deck on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

Illustration in the Works: Day 01

I have been having this feeling that I need to create art. So tonight I started something I have never done before. I am making a protrait using Illustrator CS2 on my computer. The goal is to make ...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

I am a sissy little girl

Last night before going to bed I went to the bathroom to take my nightly pee. So I start to pee and look up at the ceiling for whatever reason and see a fucking spider ( A white spider) the size...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:47:00 PST

Poems

The Painter With this gun as my brush, I'll paint the walls with my brains. Do you like your portrait? This Life When days pass like minutes and nothing seems to change and nothing gets b...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST

drunkin shiot

writing and poetry my ass i am wasted. I prolly wont remember typing this but thats fine. I got tanked tonight as i shoudl cuz i turned 22 yesterday. My friends tackled me in the snow when i was bu...
Posted by The Joker in your deck on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST