Committed to ECU =D
Party City baby! Which means yall will see cori back in winston about twice a year, during major holidays and breaks and if your lucky i might even visit during easter ♥
AUGUST 23, 2006.....
That *CoLlEgE* FaceBook =)
My name is Cori...I am 18 years old...I am a freshman at East Carolina University...I am a *PiRaTe* and proud...I highly dislike 2 faceded people...I like to eat the inside of an Oreo...I hate politics...I think OJ was innocent...I like to eat mushrooms...I like to sneeze...I think that Michael Jackson is secretly a woman...I have a hard time accepting rejection...I hate it when people stare at me...I was dropped on my head countless times when I was a baby...If i were a boy i would wear boxers...I love animals...I'm scared of spiders...I enjoy watching snakes eat live mice...I cry at the sight of road kill...I love to cook...Guys piss me off...I am a summer...My favorite Ice cream flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough...I'm a nerd, no really, I am...I ride the rides that go around in circles for hours and then wonder why I get sick...I don't like popcorn...Couples piss me off and I hope they all choke on each other...I don't mind working for other people but I hate doing things for my parents...I have a natural obsession with myself...I buy the kids meal at mcdonalds just to get the toy...I like to cut barbie doll's hair...i like to cut my dog's hair...I like math...I regularly dance naked in front of my mirror...I think it's funny when people get mad...I think Australian accents are sexy...I'll do anything for a price...i steal from my piggy bank just to ride the rocket ship in the mall...I often dream about world domination...I have random conversations with my dog...I like to take pictures of myself...I think Britney Spears should die...I've considered dating a midget...If i had 100 grand I'd invest it in the stock market and probably lose it all...I have a gambling addiction...I sometimes wish i had 7 toes...I eat the edges of a Wendy's burger first so it will be a circle instead of a square...I like to play with fire...I hate people that wear flip flops in the winter...I like to make paper airplanes out of 20 dollar bills...I have the worst case of ADD ever...I've often wanted to run on an excersize wheel just like hamsters...I have an awesome theory that cockroaches are gunna take over the world...I sometimes wish I had Terrets Syndrome...One of my goals in life is to run through Walmart Naked...I'm a Harry Potter Geek...I have a weird obsession with things being symetrical...I'm a perfectionist...One of these days I want to shave my head...I like the feeling of sand in my toes...I wish I were a guy so that I could piss my name in the snow...I drool in my sleep...My dog has a crush on the neighbors cat - the male cat...i've always wanted to give someone a wedgie...I have no problem with marrying an 82 year old and taking him money when he dies a year later...I have a fear of premature wrinkles and the chuck E cheese mouse...I want to have sex on a marry-go-round...if i could be on any show in the world it would be south park because those little kids cuss all the time and nobody says anything...i used to have a crush on the green power ranger...i like to run up the down escalator and down the up escalator...i often wonder what happens behind the curtains at victoria's secret...i like to ask stupid question such as - what came first the chicken or the egg?...Sometimes i stare at ugly people to see if they get any prettier just cuz im lookin at them...I like to laugh for no reason at all...Im a very in depth and confusing person-if you dont like and/or appreciate confusing then i am not the person to be gettin to kno...DAMN i look good =)...I like to wear mis matched socks...dont argue with me because you wont win...If i just talked to you and the next day i forget who you are - take the hint please...I think I snore...I still believe the stork exists...I have hair on my big toe =D...My bologna has a first name its: O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name its: M-A-Y-E-R, I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll saaayyy cuz oscar mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A...Scratch that - I wish i were a bologna weiner (lol tara)...I like to put underwear over my pants and pretend im captian underpants...I once thought that people had sex with their clothes on... my most cherished high school memory is skippin class to play cards in the 300 hall bathroom...I enjoy tripping people...I have nightmares about the Chuckie doll stalking me...what happens when you find a 4 leaf clover underneath a ladder?...if mirrors need light to work then what happens when you put on night vison goggles and look at a mirror in the dark?...If i had a gun and asked you if i could ask a quesiton and you said fire away, i would shoot you...I find people with nasel peircings to be interesting...who was in the kitchen with dina?...I sometimes wish i was homeless so my teacher couldnt give me homework...I constantly return to the refridgerator in hopes that something new and better would have materialized...i like to duck in the rain like the rain wont actually hit me...i think triangle shaped sammiches taste better than square shaped sammiches...i want to name my kid anonymous...you know how some packages say open here, well what if i open somewhere else?...why is it when you sit up or sit down the result is the same?...i want to start my own self help group...i think ill run into a firehouse and yell MOVIE!...if you're in hell and you're mad at someone...where do you tell them to go?...If a man is talking in the forest and theres no woman to hear him, he's STILl wrong =)...Since Americans throw rice at weddings i want hamburgers thrown at mine...SILLY RABBIT!! Trix r for kids lolol...I am the best thing before sliced bread...I want to go to France and American Kiss...Ive often wondered how they got those little ships into those glass bottles...Ive decided to be indecisive...I bet you can't do it like me - NOPE...Anything else you need to know about me is probably somewhere else on this page...Just ask if you want to know something else...my aim is: Snuguhleez...my msn is:
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