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one.n.

About Me

I hang out with cool kids, I am however, granny chic. I'm blunt and opinionated, but soft like taffy on the inside. And I hate doing dishes with out dish gloves. i don't know anything really about pudding, but apparently, the proof is in it, so I like it.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A worthy jeopardy and/or wheel of fortune accomplice or opponent. Someone equally neurotic about crosswords. People who lock doors. Someone to turn the radio down while I parallel park. Someone who knows what a filthy martini entails. Some who despises dijon mustard, and/or wasabi. Someone to go to the artichoke festival with. I'd like to meet a panda. And an octopus. And a giant amphibian, specifically a sea turtle.

My Blog

Little blog that could..

Blog deferred. A bit too political for it's blogosphere of original intent, so I'll repost.. Looming on the San Francisco Supervisors' agenda has been the debated issue of creating a Community Justice...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:06:00 GMT

A Stab at a Slug, in progress.

Where did the Slug love go?   I used to run to pick up new Atmosphere albums the day they dropped. Now I am pretty content knowing that he isn't going to say anything I haven't heard him sa...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:41:00 GMT

cut and paste

Littler blogger-roo for a work thing I am kinda proud of, in my hippie non-profiteer kind of way. Of course it's a filtered "don't be too political" for work censored rant. None the less..   &nb...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT

exceptions

There are times, when you are perhaps belligerently drunk, high on ecstacy, on acid or any other mind altering drug that you have to man up and pull yourself out of whatever mindfuck trip you are on b...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:12:00 GMT

Back in the day

when I was young I'm not a kid anymore.. Some days I can't help but think about the glory days.  And I mean my ladies.  LA wrapped its  liposucked, bleach blonde, spray tanned tenacle...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:29:00 GMT

Upgrade!

I am posting a preemptive blog to explain my disappearance.  I am moving all of my old files, programs, secret government documents, bomb recipes, music, and ellicit photos from my old computer t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Lazy Days/ "Chillaxin"

Tonight I realize I am facing a weekend with absolutely no plans.  And a sigh of relief escapes before my brain can begin to pull its usual anxiety attack of how to fill the time.&...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:19:00 GMT

The Plan

My muscles feel like they are knotting up, I am the Incredible Hulk and the anger is coming on strong.  My hands, shaky, and yesterday this was acceptable, after all I was sufficiently hung over...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:17:00 GMT

All Growed Up

As some of ya'll may or may not have heard, I finally have taken the first steps of extricating myself from the over-worked, under paid, cheap ass no tippin' bastard, too much drinkin' after, employme...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:33:00 GMT

The itch

And we're not talking jock straps, or risky sexual deviance... I've got this really under my skin kind of energy that is ready to explode.  There's something in the air, the water, the cup-o-soup...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:53:00 GMT