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Mittens C. Cat, Esquire

Feer me, for Ey could ind yoor lyf.

About Me

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hellow, haw our yoo? Ey am fyn. Mi naym iss Mittens. Ey am king uf my territorey. Ey byt introodur, Ey byt yoo if Ey want. Ey lyk fewd.
Luff alweys,
Mittens C. Cat, Esquire.
awlso, If yoo haf any twisty plastik thengs thet gow on milk galins, yoo kan sind thim to me. luff alweys, mittens
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Big Cat
What is your name? Mittens
What other nicknames do you have? Mitty, Mitt-Mitt, Mittmeister, SATAN
What is your favorite treat? anything
What would your owner describe you as? DEVIL
What is the funniest thing you have done? fallen off the tv multiple times
What is the bravest thing you have done? attacked humans
Yes or No
Are you neutered? :( yes
Are you a social animal? when food is involved
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? SHHH
Are you friendly? when food is involved
Are you overweight? big boned
Do you like warm milk? yes
Do you eat cheese? if i was allowed
Do you eat bugs? yes
Do you live with other animals? Jamie
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? yes
Do you like to exercise? no
Do you like car rides? yes
Do you get into stuff? yes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? when she does want i want
Do you like to swim? NO
Do you chase laser pen dots? yes
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? i guess
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My Interests

Fewd, keepin it gangsta, bein a playa running the streets, being the king, thug life, freestyle rap, leaping, hiding

I'd like to meet:

Yoo if yoor a sexy ladey

Music:

reggae, hip and hop

Movies:

Meet the parents, SAW, The Lion King

Television:

when animals attack, and the news

Books:

Harry Potter

Heroes:

Eric Cartman