"FRESH FROM THE TEMPERATE RAVINE-SIDE JUNGLES OF SEATTLE,
Alexis V. O. is a most delicate music-weaver of premier gnomic heritage.
Guardian of marine creatures and their luminous bio-fields,
ministress of cephalopod majesties,
with her crisp rhythms and dulcet voice
she shall defeat the civilized offenses
of those sickly dominator-mascots
who attack the beauteous lifeforms of our Sacred Earth!"
-CHRISTOPHER the GREENCHILD