alan is a cowboy killer profile picture

alan is a cowboy killer

I am here for Friends

About Me


my gods seem to need some time off.
these instant prayers seem to be too much for them to take.

My website:

Automaton Industries: Music, Film & Video Game reviews and news

My music:

a crude mechanical

My Interests

trolling for mall ass

I'd like to meet:



Music:

battle
white rose movement
joy division
mclusky
the robocop kraus
peter murphy
laakso
the killers
the lovekevins
the decemberists
mstrkft
omd
silversun pickups
heavens
justice
the velvet teen
eggstone
the knife
moonbabies
the arcade fire
echo + the bunnymen
idlewild
strip music
apoptygma berzerk
last days of april
stellastarr*
duran duran
bloc party
tears for fears
all black cinema
irving
my bloody valentine
ulrich schnauss
styrofoam
boy kill boy
depeche mode
the departure
james
the veils
smashing pumpkins
the cure
guillemots
the subways
the cinematics
editors
the faint
dexys midnight runners
the mary onettes
maximo park
the notwist
mew
the sunshine underground
black tie dynasty
the smiths

Movies:

the evil dead series
batman begins
a clockwork orange
cemetary man
hellraiser
sin city
slither
audition
suspiria
phantasm
hellboy
the amazing screw-on head
goonies
sleepaway camp
back to the future
the machinist
the monster squad
grosse pointe blank
jacob's ladder
the lost boys
the zero effect
brazil
dead + buried
the night watch
fast times at ridgemont high
the ice harvest
the maltese falcon
valley girl
the shining
the lord of the rings trilogy
syriana
oldboy
friday the 13th
the city of lost children
delicatessen
serenity
monster house
robocop
anything by:
george romero
david cronenberg
guillermo del toro
alfred hitchcock
christopher nolan
wes anderson
Video Games grim fandango
silent hill
lunar
king's quest
space quest
ico
shadow of the colossus
elder scrolls
gears of war
castlevania
day of the tentacle
psychonauts
gunstar heroes
legend of zelda
alundra
the longest journey
the secret of monkey island
god of war
gitaroo man
skies of arcadia
resident evil
condemned
final fantasy
chrono trigger
eternal darkness
now playing:
dead rising

Television:

x-files
dexter
battlestar galactica
six feet under
heroes
masters of horror
nip/tuck
lost
house
numb3rs
studio 60
penn + teller: bullshit!
carnivale
arrested development
firefly
the office (both)
justice league unlimited
the venture bros.

Books:

the hitchhiker's trilogy
1984
the cal mcdonald mysteries
the catcher in the rye
the difference engine
world war z
in me own words
me talk pretty one day
i am legend
brave new world
fahrenheit 451
if chins could kill
angry young spaceman
east of eden
a long way down
god bless you, mr. rosewater
hey nostradamus!
animal farm
to kill a mockingbird
scary stories to tell in the dark

Comic Books batman
the cal mcdonald mysteries
runaways
hellboy
preacher
strange girl
hellblazer
watchmen
sam + twitch
walking dead
wake the dead
popbot

anything by:
frank miller
alan moore
ashley wood
mike mignola
rick remender
paul pope
steve niles

Heroes:

winston smith

My Blog

of course

Which British Band Are You?...
Posted by alan is a cowboy killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 Things I've Learned At The Movie Theater

10. Replying "That's what she said!" to the kids at the concession stand when they ask "Would you like to go a size larger for just a quarter more?" isn't nearly as comical to them as it is ...
Posted by alan is a cowboy killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some kind of ugly

Fox Broadcasting jibba-jabba: "THE SWAN takes women who are stuck in a rut and revitalizes them by restoring their beauty and confidence. It offers women the incredible opportunity to undergo physical...
Posted by alan is a cowboy killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 Things You Can Learn From Myspace

10. Precisely 95% of America's youth, ages 15-25, think liking pirates makes them different. With your help we can make it 96%. 09. An unfortunate amount of this same percentile will never be force...
Posted by alan is a cowboy killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so moving

is just about the worst thing ever, just narrowly trailing behind having to smell the business end of drew carey's thong. very narrowly i might add. and just did if you're paying any attention. now...
Posted by alan is a cowboy killer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST