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About Me


"I'm not straight, and I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual. I want out of labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on a map. A real adventure" -Brandy Alexander
I'm Dani Fucking Beth, and you'll never meet anyone quite like me. I'm impulsive and flakey, charming and sleazy, eloquent and poised in a dress and muddy Chuck Taylors. I love to paint. I'm allergic to beer, But I love Cosmopolitans! I have this guilty pleasure with color co-ordinating my outfits. I'm like Barbie and a vanilla cupcake with purple icing and rainbow sprinkles stuck in the blender, mixed together, and served with a cherry on top. (Because we all know Barbie bleeds pink) I plan on being famous for something or other one day. At this point in time, I'm not sure for what though. I have OCD that I'm learning to cope with instead of using as an excuse. I check the time on my phone every couple of minutes, because time and numbers are the only things I can't ever escape from. I do smoke ciggies quite a bit. I like it. Don't pass judgement on me for my decisions, and I won't pass judgement on you. I am going to quit one of these days, but I've been procrastinating on getting to that point. I can get lost in Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez movies, also movies that explore quantum physics and existentialism. I'm a really smart person. I could sit and debate my views politics for hours, but it's very hard for me to find people I feel comfortable enough telling my political views to, most of my closest friends growing up were big on saying "you're wrong". I'm trying to break the change and not give a fuck what anyone says about my opinions anymore, but it's a long road to overcome... Besides, it's pretty funny what people say when they think you're too dense to understand... I'm voting Obama, by the way... Not that you couldn't tell that already. I'm a cynic at heart. I find humor in pretty absurd situations. I'm an introvert when it comes to my emotions. I refrain from starting a fight at all costs. Other people will tell you I'm a chatter box and have been known to throw parties every night for three months straight. I guess that makes me a walking oxymoron. Oh well. If you know me, you get what I mean. If you don't, it'll hit you sooner or later. I will always fight to keep the people I love in my life from losing their ambition. I've watched one too many person with a life full of potential completely waste away. I could care less about rollercoasters, tattoos or spiders. There's bigger things in life to be afraid of. I prefer the company of guys to girls. I'd rather join in on a conversation about a hot girl than sit there sulking. If I'm going to get jealous of anything, it'll be a damn good reason. I'm great at reading people, UNTIL I fall for them. I like going to places that were supposevily haunted. It makes me feel like maybe there is something to be said about eternity. I have three cats that I absolutly adore. None of my favorite bands sound ANYTHING alike: Thrice, The Birthday Massacre, System Of A Down, SUBLIME, MSI, The Spill Canvas, AFI, Minus The Bear, Atreyu... The list goes on (but the one in my favorite music section needs updating) I can never find clean socks to wear. I have seven tattoos, my lip, nose, and belly button pierced, ears gauged. I don't eat red meat, and I go through periods were I try to eat as little meat as possable. It's still an effort to help. I think our education system is corrupt, which is why I'm no longer in school. (ok, maybe that just sounded better than "I feel I'll never get a job with the lame ass majors they offer") I prefer to keep in contact with people via Myspace of text messages. It's just too much time sitting around doing nothing but waiting for a response on AIM, so don't hope to catch me on there. I've found that people either love me or hate me. I'm sure you could find lots of people that can't stand me, and that's fine by me. The one thing I can't stand is people that are rude without just reason. Get to know me before you judge me based on some rumor that you don't know the half of. I'm too old for the run around. I'll say what I want when I want to say it. What's the worst that could happen? I'm through with highschool, so unless I'm watching Degrassi re-runs on TV, I don't really want to hear about any drama. There's a lot more I could say, but if you'd actually like to go more, take me to a diner or for a green tea latte. I'll play 20 questions or look up at the stars for as long as you're willing to sit. I'm an open book, so pick a chapter and get to know me. There's very little in my life I won't own up to and nothing I regret, so if you're willing to take the time to ask, I'll certainly answer. :)
Oh, and by the way, I have some AMAZING friends in my life, and the best family I could EVER ask for. I love you all. Here's to yous! ;D
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My Interests


I like lots of things: my art, listening and singing to music (Thrice has been my obsession for 2 years now), TATOOING, oil paints, watercolors, graphiti, Hello Kitty, cupcakes, walking around aimlessly for hours, strawberry white owls ;), more art (Alex Grey, Rene Magritte, Storm Thorgerson, Max Ernst, Salvador Dali, Botticelli, Titian [and other high Renaissanse artists of that degree], etc.) Alice In Wonderland!!, doing gore makeup, my two cats and kitten (Toby, Jamison, and Jackie), playing piano, sewing, knitting, shopping (when I have money), random cuddling. Yeah, I sound lame here, but ask if you wanna know more.

I'd like to meet:


[ ] 1. A politician that isn't corrupted by the American government.
[ ] 2. A zombie to mow my lawn
[ ] 3. Someone that could possibly understand me.

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Heroes:


Brandy Alexander: the queen supreme
Brenda P.
best friend a girl could have!
11 years!
Matthew Scott

coolest little brother ever!
William James Marceau

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people simply exist, and that is all"
Natalie Dormer

the most beautiful actress, ever.
Dustin Kensrue

"Tell me that you wanna stop the war
Well, baby you can't dance if there's no floor"
Maynard James Keenan ♥

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1OO things to know about me :)

1. My full name is Danielle Beth, not Dani Beth... I just really dislike the name "Danielle" because of previous connotations. It's too run of the mill for me. :) So unless you're yelling at me, pleas...
Posted by Danionfire" on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:42:00 PST

Fuck me ever learning to drive. We’re going through an oil crisis anyway.

Screw driving. I canceled my exam on October 2nd. It took me forever on the fucking voice recording to even cancel the thing. I'll make this clear now: I HATE driving. I have this horrible feeling in ...
Posted by Danionfire" on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:17:00 PST

Eat shit, John McCain.

What's the most fucked up decision the losing Republican canidate could possably make? Picking a VP with an infant and a child with down syndrome, a "soccer mom", as Palin calls herself.McCain is a fu...
Posted by Danionfire" on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:44:00 PST

how to blow all your savings because "every child should go to college" !!!

You know,It really fucking sucks... To feel this inferior.I'm such a smart person. I have so much "potential"-- or I did, rather.I graduated highschool with a 3.2 GPA. I was accepted into EIGHT colleg...
Posted by Danionfire" on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:27:00 PST

I forgot I had this survey minimized to do later, lmao.

Your name:Dani Beth (Ba)cardi !You have been making the world more amazing since:It's been fantabulous since 9/16/87. mark those calendars, bitchesOldest/youngest/or middle sibling:oldestYour dad's na...
Posted by Danionfire" on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:38:00 PST

^_^ Survey!

Last night, did you go to sleep happy?Ummm... Kinda. I was having some insomnia issues, no fault but my own.When was the last time you changed in front of someone?Awhile ago.What are you wearing?cherr...
Posted by Danionfire" on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:21:00 PST

blink blink

I'm sorry to everyone I lost for so long. I know I couldn't just leave and expect my life and friends to go back to the way they were... But I miss so many people I've lost touch with, and I miss bein...
Posted by Danionfire" on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:31:00 PST

Yay! Another survey!

1.Would you rather hang out with a group of guys or girls?guys2.If you could change your age, how old would you make yourself?21... or 18. I would have liked to stay 18 forever. *breaks into a Brand N...
Posted by Danionfire" on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:58:00 PST

free fallin’...

What was the last conversation you had with your best friend about?How her dorm room is going to be a mess.your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say?I honestly don't know what I'd sa...
Posted by Danionfire" on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:36:00 PST

I just lost brain cells doing this survey.

Choose six TV shows and number them 1-6.   Now answer these questions.   1) The L Word2) Scrubs3) The Tudors4) Degrassi5) South Park6) Reaper   Favorite recurring, guest, or tertiary ch...
Posted by Danionfire" on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:36:00 PST