Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application |
Um i mean.........just girlfriend application
1. What is your name?
2. What is your age?
3. What are your measurements?
4. Do you wear edible panties?
5. What's your favorite thing about me?
6....
Posted by B.R.D. on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:43:00 PST |
List of Every Girl Ive Been With |
I think number one explains the past 5 years of bad luck i’ve had ahahahaha. Anyways these girls used me i didn’t use them! So shutup!
1. Alex - 1st base- Went out a couple times...
Posted by B.R.D. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST |
the guy that said money can't buy happiness... |
musta been a broke-ass piece of shit
Posted by B.R.D. on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:58:00 PST |
In memory of Kasey |
I'll never forget u. I wish i could do something better 4 u than a silly myspace blog. But nothing i do can bring u back and every day i wish i could. Hope 2 see u again in heaven one day <3
Posted by B.R.D. on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Christmas is tomorrow |
Ya like it fuckin matters. Fuck off
Posted by B.R.D. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST |
if u were in my room would u.......... |
1. Leave2. Hold My Hand3. Kiss Me4. RIDE ME LIKE A FUCKIN STALLION!!!
Posted by B.R.D. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST |
this poem is for all my lovely ladies |
Roses are redViolets are blueyou're all dirty slutsbut that's why i love you:)
Posted by B.R.D. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST |
Christmas is a wonderful time |
where all of u ungrateful selfish lazy irresponsible no-good sons of bitches get a bunch of WONDERFUL presents that u don't FUCKING deserve, and all u STUPID little kids actually think that sant...
Posted by B.R.D. on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:30:00 PST |
Fuck Batman Begins |
Why does EVERY single person in the world like "Batman Begins"??Stupid ass movie had me all excited and it turned out to be a piece of shit. Horrible costume, ridiculous batmobile, gay fight scenes, a...
Posted by B.R.D. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Would you have sex with me?? |
1. Not if you were the last man on earth!
2. If I was drunk enough!
3. I'll think about it
4. HELL YA, ANYTIME ANYPLACE, ALL NIGHT LONG BAYBEE!!!
Posted by B.R.D. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
