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meursault

I am here for Friends

About Me

my name is jeff rollins, but you can call me "chris benoit" or "susan smith" (on account of how i don't take shit from kids).
i am a professional wordsmith. this means i effortlessly manipulate words into knives and broken rake handles in order to date rape your ears with endless comedy. it's like an orgy of hysterics when you're locked in my basement with just me, my sharp wit and an effigy of eliot spitzer's groin.
permission to get stoked: granted!
p.s.
be my friend.

My Interests

writing, reading, music, indie street cred, movies, thrift store shirts with $100 sports jackets, dr. martens, chuck taylors, tight pants, baggy shorts, not shaving my face.

I'd like to meet:

albert camus, kurt cobain, bill hicks

Music:

At The Drive-In
Arcade Fire
Aesop Rock
Animal Collective
The Academy Is...
Anberlin
Alice In Chains
Armor For Sleep
Autolux
Arab Strap
A Perfect Circle
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
AFI
A Static Lullaby
Aberdeen City
Army of Me
Aloha
David Bowie
Bayside
Black Kids
The Beatles
Bjork
Be Your Own Pet
The Bled
The Blood Brothers
Billy Talent
Blonde Redhead
Blaqk Audio
The Black Maria
The Bravery
Boys Night Out
The Beautiful Mistake
Brand New
Bear Vs. Shark
Broken Social Scene
Brazil
Bright Eyes
Bush
Broken Spindles
Blindside
Biffy Clyro
Bullet Train To Vegas
Ben Folds Five
The Black Heart Procession
Bloodhound Gang
Coconut Records
CKY
Circa Survive
Coheed & Cambria
Cold War Kids
The Cars
Deftones
Dios Malos
Dresden Dolls
Death From Above 1979
Death Cab For Cutie
Dredg
Dramarama
Dogs Die In Hot Cars
Dead Poetic
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Depeche Mode
Dinosaur Jr.
The Distance
Editors
Emery
Escape the Fate
Every Time I Die
The Exit
Fugazi
The Flaming Lips
Finch
The Faint
Far-Less
The Forecast
The Fiery Furnaces
Glassjaw
Grandaddy
Garbage
Godhead
Adam Green
Head Automatica
Halifax
HIM
He Is Legend
The Hurt Process
Hot Chip
Hard-Fi
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Iron & Wine
I Am Ghost
Jimmy Eat World
Jens Lekman
The Juliana Theory
Kasabian
Kasier Chiefs
Kill Hannah
The Killers
Killradio
Keane
Kids In The Way
The Kinison
John Lennon
Les Savy Fav
The Like
Ladytron
Letterkills
Live
Lostprophets
Lovedrug
Maxeen
The Mars Volta
The Manchester Orchestra
Mew
Marilyn Manson
My Bloody Valentine
My Morning Jacket
My Chemical Romance
Moneen
Metric
Muse
The Music
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Neutral Milk Hotel
Northstar
No Doubt
The National
Nora
Nightmare of You
Okkervil River
On Broken Wings
Orgy
Pixies
The Postal Service
Panic At The Disco
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
Red House Painters
Radiohead
The Raconteurs
REM
Rogue Wave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rise Against
Rilo Kiley
Rooney
Rage Against The Machine
Sonic Youth
Say Anything
Sigur Ros
Sisters of Mercy
The Sounds
Starflyer 59
Sleater-Kinney
The Smashing Pumpkins
Sufjan Stevens
Stars
She Wants Revenge
The Stills
Sparta
Snow Patrol
Showbread
South
The Sound of Animals Fighting
Skinny Puppy
Stabbing Westward
Saosin
Straylight Run
System of a Down
Stone Temple Pilots
Thursday
The Thermals
Tool
Team Sleep
Taking Back Sunday
Type O Negative
This Is Hell
Tomahawk
Thrice
The Used
Underoath
Ultraspank
The Von Bondies
VHS or Beta
The White Stripes
We Are The Fury
Weezer
White Zombie
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Thom Yorke
Zeromancer
Rob Zombie

Movies:

there will be blood, no country for old men, seven, falling down, requiem for a dream, the cable guy, zoolander, memento, platoon, fight club, american psycho, scarface, godfathers 1, 2 & 3, ghostbusters 1 & 2, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, 21 grams, the orphanage, lost in translation, the virgin suicides, old school, made, swingers, the big lebowski, bad santa, elf, school of rock, mystic river, american history x, bowling for columbine, fahrenheit 9/11, vanilla sky, this is spinal tap, 8 MM, the others, willy wonka & the chocolate factory, kingpin, elephant, pan's labyrinth, juno, sicko, gone baby gone

Television:

the sopranos, carnivale, arrested development, south park, tom goes to the mayor, metalocalypse, tim & eric awesome show great job!, 30 rock, lost, heroes, the wire, oz, dexter, the office

Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk or albert camus, anything by al franken, american psycho by brett easton ellis, the jungle by upton sincalire, the bible, the dictionary, lots more

Heroes:

my grandfather, trent reznor, bill hicks, david cross

My Blog

homo says what?

I promised I'd talk about shitty movies a while ago....so here's your shitty movie blog: There are so many good films being made (notice I said films, not - there is a difference) independently and i...
Posted by meursault on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

lets play catch up....

I have a very important question that needs asking:Who the fuck is buying shitty music and seeing shitty movies?I mean.... it's 2007 and....still?  You guys are still ingesting this shit on a wee...
Posted by meursault on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST

Television can suck my wrench

I live in an apartment.  I have Comcast Cable Internet.  I have a 57" HDTV.  I have over 100 DVDs.  I have over 50 Movies and TV shows downloaded onto my computer and streaming to ...
Posted by meursault on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

I've got my ranting cloak on

So....it's been a very long time since I last posted a blog.  Big deal fuckface - get over it.I have been sick since the end of October.  It started out as a head cold, turned into a chest c...
Posted by meursault on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

its I hope we never part now get it right or pay the price

I spruced up my myspace.  Whippy.
Posted by meursault on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

its my birthday no its not

i turn 21 on monday. this weekend is turning out to be one drunken haze. i may not go into work monday. or tuesday. borgada on friday. i plan on winning a million dollars and then betting it all ...
Posted by meursault on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kung fu in the rain

bet you didn't know the following information: 1. i often wear men's underwear in public 2. you'll never catch me watching anything starring craig t. nelson 3. i always have the hippest, coole...
Posted by meursault on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im bored and cold

happy 4th of july, queens. im in a rad mood.
Posted by meursault on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST