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Shadowz

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the proverbial shit! Also known as P. Titty, Shadow or Hannibal. I'm chill and fun to be around...or so i've been told. I'm very open minded and always down to have fun. I love to sleep, play games, sleep, listen to music, sleep ....aaannnnd sleep. Love airsoft, ultimate frisbee track and field...you get the idea. I hate long walks on the beach because they get kinda tiring AND SAND UNDER YOUR TOE NAILS SUCKS!!...I like food, but I hate having to go get it. I hate the cold. I love lamp. I hate ignorant, stupid and/or racist peoeple. I like people who can handle their liquor ... I love the taste of water OMG! It's so f*ckin good!
ALSO, THE CENTRAL PARK CHALLENGE IS A MAJOR PART OF MY LIFE...CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW (OR SEND ME A MESSAGE) IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT THIS IS.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Papa
Birthday: 4/17/81
Birthplace: Pluto
Current Location: Jersey City, NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Proud Ashanti
The Shoes You Wore Today: Feet skin
Your Weakness: smart outdoorsy girls, hot Asian girls, ....and strawberry Ice cream
Your Fears: Smelly feet...well, in addition to other more personal stuff (Ask)
Your Perfect Pizza: Penut butter/fish pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job that pays close to 45k in CA so I can be close to those I care about
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ME SO HORNY!
Your Best Physical Feature: My whole self
Your Bedtime: 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: Being loved...almost forgotten what it feels like
Pepsi or Coke: coke...or pepsi I DUNNO!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king...when i'm not being a cheap ass.
Single or Group Dates: depends on the mood i'm in.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton (Really don't give a shiznit)
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate on vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck NO!
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: hahaha. Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Just graduated
Do you want to get Married: at some point in time...
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes! Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: LIKE NO ONE ELSE! Love 'em!
Do you like Thunderstorms: don't mind them
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sad, but no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to see a movie, yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Now why would I eat a box of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I want to!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I WISH!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO!
Ever been Drunk: What kindof a question is that??! OF COURSE!
Ever been called a Tease: nah, 'cos i'm not
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I don't!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown up and I want to be rich and married!
What country would you most like to Visit: I dunno...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Light brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: long...or short (whatever looks better)
Height: don't mind
Weight: not fat...big boned is o.k though :)
Best Clothing Style: underwear
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: I dunno
Number of Piercings: whatever, I have none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

I like to sleep and watch lots of t.v. I also love Hawaii and I love to have fun. I believe that life is to short not to have fun, so I try to have fun with everything I do. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO FUSS AND STUFF DAMNIT! Dead baby jokes are funny, YER MOM is hilarious :)...ummm...girls, love and mushiness, hanging out with friends, drinking beer, Subscribe in a reader chillin', dancing, and listening to good music, cooking being in a room alone so I can fart with no reservations (hehehe....Sssshhh)....I don't pick my nose anymore, but I think it was fun back then when I did. OOOOOOOHHHH I LOVE LIZZY TOO! Yes, LIZZY CRAZE, SHE'S FUN!I heard this somewhere: "empathy is a fucking survival trait, not a nice word for kindness". Make sense to you?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet ALMOST anyone, HOWEVER, you must actually have talked to me (typed to me or sent me a message, for "those of you...") before you ask to be on my friends list or

else i'll delete your ass!

I wouldn't mind meeting God on here, but I really doubt he myspaces....or does he???I DON'T want to meet you if you're stupid, just want to have a bunch of friends you never talk to, are a bulletin-aholic with nothing sensible to say ever on the bulletin board, not open minded and are filled with drama!!!JUST BE FUN!

Are Your Pubes Straight or Curly? Curly bitchessss!!!
What Do You Think About When You Poop? WTF does it always have to splash?!
Do You Smell Your Own Fart? Sometimes...to make sure it's not so bad that everyone around me is dying quietly!
What Hand Do You Wipe Your Ass With? hahahaha....depends on how lazy I am
Do You Look At Your Tissue After Blowing Your Nose? WTF??! no LOL.
What Hand Do You Brush Your Teeth With? Right
What Hand Do You Write With? right
Constipation or The Squirts? hahaha..depends on how much tobasco I had with my burrito!
What Do You Drink the most? water
Smack A Hoe or Smack My Bitch Up? smack a some bitches!
What Animal Would You Have Sex With? yer mom!
Fave Movie You Would Watch While Having Sex Muppets christmas carol
Last Time You Were Drunk? last weekend
Happiest Moment In Your Life I dunno...first time I figured out that masturbation existed??!!!
Saddest Moment In Your Life When masturbation wasn't as much fun anymore
Worse Moment In Your Life caught my nuts in the zipper
What Is Your Dream Job? RICH PERSON
How Many Tattoos Do You Have? none
What Is the Weirdest Thing You Ever Done? haha...not telling!
If You Had One Wish B4 You Die, What Would It Be? I want the one I love to love me just as much!
Are You More Happy, Sad, Or Depressed? happy...sad...and depressed
What Is the Most Important Thing In Your Life? ...life.
What Are You More Likely To Spend Your Money On? edible panties
How Many Significant Others Did You have? when?
What Is The Best Thing About You? personality and my oniony taste
What Makes You Feel Good About Yourself? too many things...love, most of all tho...
If You Know Now What You Do In Your Current Job, Would You Still Do It? Yup
What Is The Worse Hobby You Ever Had? ....dunno
What Is the Worse Mistake You Ever Made? none
Name One Thing You Wish You Had The Power To Do Haha...make anyone fall in love with me at will

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Music:

Anything but classical music! I love SOD, Karnye West, Twista, Snoop D-O double G-zzle, Usher, 112, Elephant man, Sizzla...shit, a whole bunch of others I can't think off...

Movies:

Beavis and Butthead do America, Mr. Deeds, Mr. Nice guy, PCU, All the BLADES, The Princess Bride, Matrix 1 and the first half of 2, Showtime, Bundock saints, snatch, Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels....can't think of anymore, or i'm just too lazy to type any more.....

Television:

Everything, as long as they aren't commercials.

Books:

Shibumi by Trevanian and all the marketing and management books I read in College...oooooohhh and Peter F. Drucker!!!

Heroes:

Bond, James Bond! Robin Hood Prince of Theives, Duncan Macloud, The Highlander, Xena and others like them.

My Blog

Ode to Train farts

On my way back to NJ from 33rd St. in NY, the super packed Path train (due to the NY Transit Stike) was hit by a particularly ferocious onslaught of fart monsters. I kinda managed to survive this atte...
Posted by Shadowz on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST

I love the quotes...I live by them!!!lol.

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you're not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."            &...
Posted by Shadowz on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:38:00 PST

A beautiful day...

Smooth... smooth, warm and fine as good Whisky... Like mysteries of ancient worship grounds of Mayans and Incas, your appeal transcends phenomenal.   Close your eyes and see a blue sky,...
Posted by Shadowz on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 04:27:00 PST

What boredom does...

"O.k. guys, make like siemese twins and split....and then one of you die!"
Posted by Shadowz on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:52:00 PST

Stuff ...just stuff...yeaah...stuff

First off, check out this rediculously awesome thingy I dug up... http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1130375107fqj Secondly, my head hurts! I have a lunch date tomorrow at 23rd and 7th..It promis...
Posted by Shadowz on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:04:00 PST

When convictions kills us...

Conviction becomes a character flaw, when it turns in to self-congratulatory depression.
Posted by Shadowz on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:37:00 PST

ahem, ahem...DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GIVE FUCKING FEEDBACK???!!! hUH?

I think the title of the blog speaks for itself...those who have, thanks. Those who havn't, you better recognizzzzeeee!
Posted by Shadowz on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:45:00 PST

Fucktardedness in the planning: Vive Cuervo Part deux!!!!

Haha! So, tonight is going to be a night of retarded, drunken debauchery and I wish all you sweet people from CA were here to do this with me...or something like that! No more stories of run ins with ...
Posted by Shadowz on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:53:00 PST

Haha! vive Cuervo!

O.k, so I am sooooooo gonna get plastered tonight!!! There's too much to do in NY....waaaaaaay to much. So much in fact that I really don't want to do any of it...too lazy! And the subways still suck ...
Posted by Shadowz on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:09:00 PST

FUCKING FRUSTRATED!

I'm frustrated for the following reasons: - I havn't had sex in 3 months....or at least it feels that long! - I miss Whittier and it's little town feel - I hate NY - I'm scared of the winter - I miss ...
Posted by Shadowz on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:37:00 PST