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Can I get a badonkadonk butt with a side of thunder thighs?

About Me



Well, where do I begin? I'm a nice person with a tendancy to be an EXTREME bitch. I love to laugh and smile. I love to hang out with my friends, and sometimes I even enjoy meeting new people. I can't say that I'm a fan of life, but ever since I got married, I've been enjoying it more and more. I'm an all around easy going person and I'm very open-minded. I love my family, old and new ( =] ). I'd rather observe people than talk to them. It's just something that I've always done. I'm quiet and shy most of the time, but when you get to know me I'm a fun person to be around. I like to drink on occasion, but I mostly just enjoy being around those who care about me.

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Music:


I like a mixture of music. It doesn't really matter to me what's on. I'm down for whatever. I absolutely love
♥Evanescence♥
♥Korn♥
♥ICP♥
♥Twiztid♥
♥Blaze♥
♥Cranberries♥
♥Ace of Base♥
♥Madonna♥
♥Rascall Flatts♥
♥Dashboard Confessional♥
♥Craig David♥
♥TLC♥
♥Brandy♥
♥Boyz to Men♥
♥N'Sync♥
♥Backstreet Boys (Before they made a come back)♥
♥Project Deadman♥
♥Fisher♥
♥Lifehouse♥
♥Kid Rock♥
♥Sheryl Crow♥
♥Kelly Clarkson♥
♥Tupac♥
♥Dr. Dre♥
♥Eminem♥
♥Christina Aguilera♥
♥Aaliyah♥
♥Creed♥
♥Ozzy Osbourn♥
♥Linkin Park♥
♥Papa Roach♥
♥Some Metallica♥
♥My Chemical Romance♥
and many many more...



Movies:


These are just a few of my favorites. I also enjoy
♥The Little Mermaid♥
♥Cradle to the Grave♥
♥Cold Mountain♥
♥Honey I shrunk the kids♥
♥Honey I blew up the kids♥
♥Honey we shrunk ourselves♥
♥The Whole Nine Yards♥
♥The whole Ten Yards♥
♥Bambi♥
♥The Fox and the Hound♥
♥How to lose a guy in 10 Days♥
♥City of Angels♥
♥Gone in 60 Seconds♥
♥National Treasure♥
♥The Craft♥
♥Toy Story 1 & 2♥
♥Shrek 1 & 2♥
♥The Matrix 1-3♥
♥Minority Report♥
♥Bourne Identity♥
♥Identity♥
♥Phonebooth♥
♥Big Money Hustlas♥
♥Shockumentary♥
♥Blood Work♥
♥Con Air♥
♥The Terminal♥
♥Mary Poppins♥
♥Signs♥
♥House on Haunted Hill♥
♥Anger Management♥
♥Bruce Almighty♥
♥The Island♥
♥Reservoir Dogs♥
♥Amittyville Horror♥
♥Scream♥
♥Urban Legands♥
♥James and the Giant Peach♥
♥I Know What You Did Last Summer♥
♥Taxi♥
♥The Nutty Professor♥
♥Stealing Harvard♥
♥Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back♥
♥Chasing Amy*The Ring 1 & 2♥
♥First Wives Club♥
♥Father of the Bride 1 & 2♥
♥Home Alone♥
♥Home Alone:Lost in New York♥
♥Moonlight Mile♥
♥Casper♥
♥That Darn Cat♥
♥Monster♥
♥Now and Then♥
♥Monkey Trouble♥
♥Hocus Pocus♥
♥Blow♥
♥The Day After Tomorrow♥
♥The Rookie♥
♥Homeward Bound 1 & 2♥
♥Alice in Wonderland♥
♥Lilo and Stitch♥
♥Cube♥
♥The Mighty Ducks 1-3♥
♥Van Wilder♥
♥Vegas Vacation♥
♥Christmas Vacation♥
♥One Hour Photo♥
♥Patch Adams♥
♥Mrs. Doubtfire♥
♥The Life of David Gale♥
♥A Man Apart♥
♥The Pacifier♥
♥XXX♥
♥Bio-Dome♥
♥Sone-in-law♥
♥Encino Man♥
♥Angels in the Outfield♥
♥Liar Liar♥
♥The Truman Show♥
♥The Mask♥
♥Big Daddy♥
♥Ice Age♥
♥Corpse Bride♥
♥The Nightmare Before Christmas♥
♥The Notebook♥
♥Just Married♥
♥Million Dollar Baby♥
♥Uncle Buck♥
♥Tommy Boy♥
♥Coneheads♥
♥Old School♥
♥Blacksheep♥
♥The Road to Perdition♥
♥Witchboard♥
♥My Girl 1 & 2♥
♥50 First Dates♥
♥Happy Gilmore♥
♥Billy Madison♥
♥Ever After♥
♥You've Got Mail♥
♥When Harry Met Sally♥
♥Cast Away♥
♥Sleepless in Seattle♥
♥Beauty and the Beast♥
♥Ghost Busters 1 & 2♥
♥Babe♥
♥Babe: Pig in the City♥
♥Strangeland♥
♥Man on Fire♥
♥Beauty Shop♥
♥Barbershop 1 & 2♥
♥I Spy♥
♥Blue Streak♥
♥Ray♥
♥Lady Bugs♥
♥Remember the Titans♥
♥Titanic♥
♥Gangs of New York♥
♥Night of the Twisters♥
♥Scary Movie 1-3♥
♥Beetlejuice♥
♥A League of Their Own♥
♥The Green Mile♥
♥Home for the Holidays♥
♥Monster's Inc.♥
♥Monster's Ball♥
♥While you were Sleeping♥
♥City Slickers 1 & 2♥
♥Hot Shots♥
♥Jerry Maguire♥
♥Idle Hands♥
♥Life*Rush Hour 1 & 2♥
♥Jurassic Park♥
♥Insomnia♥
♥Shark Tale♥
♥Bram Stoker's Dracula♥
♥My Date with the President's Daughter♥
♥The President♥
♥Dreamcatcher♥
♥Jungle to Jungle♥
♥Miracle on 34th Street♥
♥10 Things I hate About you♥
♥New York Minute♥
♥Varsity Blues♥
♥John Q.♥
♥Philadelphia♥
♥She's All That♥
♥The Babysitter's Club♥
♥The Sandlot♥
♥Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead♥
♥Friday♥
♥It♥
♥Cadet Kelly♥
♥Heart and Soul♥
♥Men in Black 1 & 2♥
♥Office Space♥
♥Dodgeball♥
♥Maid in Manhattan♥
♥Notting Hill♥
♥Nine Months♥
♥"O"♥
♥Save the Last Dance♥
♥Stepmom♥
♥Event Horizon♥
♥Back to the Future 1-3♥
♥Mr. Nanny♥
♥The Santa Clause 1 & 2♥
♥Pretty Women♥
♥Dirty Dancing♥
♥Ocean's Eleven & Twelve♥
♥Ferris Bueller's Day Off♥
♥American Pie 1 & 2♥
♥American Wedding♥
♥My Best Friend's Wedding♥
♥The Prince and Me♥
♥Flowers in the Attic♥
♥Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory♥
♥What About Bob♥
♥Mr. Holland's Opus♥
♥Groundhog Day♥
♥Bedazzled♥
♥There's Something About Mary♥
♥Heavyweights♥
♥Stuck on You♥
♥Curly Sue♥
♥The Good Son♥
♥Flipper♥
♥Man of the House (J.T.T)♥
♥The Adventures of Tom and Huck♥
♥Sister Act 1 & 2♥
♥Speed 1 & 2♥
♥I Robot♥
♥The Goonies♥
♥Fools Rush In♥
♥A Walk to Remember♥
♥Freaky Friday♥
♥8 Mile♥
♥Saving Silverman♥
♥Final Destination 1 & 2♥
♥Bring It On♥
♥15 and Pregnant♥
♥Little Girls in Pretty Boxes♥
♥Airheads* Dragonfly♥
♥Edward Scissorhands♥
♥Cruel Intentions♥
♥Sweet Home Alabama♥
♥Fear♥
♥The Transporter♥
♥Cinderella♥
♥Wedding Singer♥
♥Super Troopers♥
♥Mall Rats♥
♥Empire Records♥
♥Fahrenheit 9-11♥
♥Supersize Me♥
♥Bowling for Columbine♥
♥Bad Boys 1 & 2♥
♥Independance Day♥
♥Kindergarten Cop♥
♥Bethoven♥
♥Armageddon♥
♥Unfaithful♥
♥Wedding Planner♥
♥Miss Congeniality 1 & 2♥
♥Meet the Parents♥
♥Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion♥
♥Hot Chick♥
♥Sorority Boys♥
♥Pet Semetary♥
♥Dazed and Confused♥
♥Half Baked♥
♥The Waterboy♥
♥Parent Trap♥
♥Pirates of the Caribbean♥
♥Butterfly Effect♥
♥Mystic River♥
♥Stir of Echos♥
♥Sixth Sense♥
♥American Beauty♥
♥Requiem for a Dream♥
♥Suicide Kings♥
♥Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels♥
♥Fight Club♥
♥The Shining♥
♥About Schmidt♥
♥Grease♥
♥Phenomonon♥
♥Love and Basketball♥
♥Breakfast Club♥
♥Mr. Deeds♥
♥Dangerous Minds♥
♥Up Close and Personal♥
♥Secret Garden♥
♥Jack♥
♥Austin Powers 1-3♥
♥Romeo and Juliet♥
♥The Incredibles♥
♥Clifford♥
♥Clueless♥
♥The Mummy♥
♥The Mummy Returns♥
♥The Neverending Story♥
♥Brother Bear♥
♥Dumb and Dumber♥
♥While you Were Sleeping♥
♥Adam's Family♥
♥Adam's Family Values♥
♥Three Men and a Baby♥
♥Team America♥
♥The Recruit♥
♥What's Eating Gilbert Grape♥
♥Deep Impact♥
♥Ace Ventura Pet Detective♥
♥Ace Ventura When Nature Calls♥
♥Child's Play♥
♥Red Dragon♥
♥French Kiss♥
♥Nothing But Trouble♥
♥House Arrest♥
♥Kingpin♥
♥La Bamba♥
♥Selena♥
♥The Longest Yard♥
♥Meet The Fockers♥



Television:


I also enjoy...
♥The Real World♥
♥Laguna Beach♥
♥Cold Case Files♥
♥The Many Adventures of Whinnie the Pooh♥
♥The Fairlyodd Parents♥
♥FBI Files♥
♥Beavis and Butthead♥
♥Daria♥
♥Wheel of Fortune♥
♥Lingo♥
♥Blind Date♥
♥Room Raiders♥
♥Friends♥
♥Ellen DeGeneres♥
♥Scrapbooking♥
♥Tony Danza♥
♥Full House♥
♥Family Matters♥
♥Trading Spaces♥
♥Clean Sweep♥
♥Three Wishes♥
♥Perfect Proposal♥
♥Second Chance♥
♥Gilmore Girls♥
♥Girlfriends♥
♥Grounded for Life♥
♥Step by Step♥
♥There and Back♥
♥Meet the Barkers♥
♥The Osbournes♥
and whatever else comes to mind...



Books:



I'm not a big fan of reading, but the best book I've ever read is called She's Come Undone, by Wally Lamb. It's a part of Oprah's book club, so you know that it's gotta be good!

Heroes:

I AM ANIT-BUSH!!! HE CAN SUCK A FAT ONE!!!

You better fuckin believe that my mother is my hero. She is the best person, and I love her sooo much. I wouldn't ask for a better mom.

My Blog

I hate my job...

I wish that I had a real job that allows me to go out and have fun once and awhile, like Mario.  He's at the bar with some friends singin karaoke and I'm here alone because I have to go to my fuc...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:03:00 PST

Only in America, can we be so dumb.

1. Only in America.......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstor...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

Here's some news for ya...

Just in case any of you care, Mario and I finally got new cell phones.  If you want the number, ask and you shall receive.  Well, that's all for now....
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST

I'm getting a Nintendo Wii

So, Mario and I have this little competition going on between the two of us.  We're both extremely overweight, and very competitive with each other.  So, why not focus that competitive energ...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

Why???

I'm just curious.  Why do I constantly worry about other people?  I mean, people who I love, grew up with, am friends with.  The people that are closest to me, I usually say hello ...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

Broken Home

Hello people.  I need to write to feel better about some things. So far the new year has been going well.  Much better than last year.  The drama has died down, and it's better now...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST

Thinking about my future

Hello all.  How are things with you today??  Me?  I'm ok, but I guess that I could be better.  I've been thinking about things that are going on right now in my life.  One th...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST

It's been awhile.

So, I'm kinda depressed.  Something is going on between Mario and myself.  I don't know what it is, but there's a lot of tension.  I don't like it.  I call him, he doesn't answer o...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST

Business equals money!

Mario and I are currently representatives for a company called Fortune Hi-Tech Marketing.  We specialize in Network Marketing.  Do you want to better your situations by making some extra cas...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

Shut Up!

Just another fucked up day in this couped up apartment.  I have such a bad headache, and I'm so tired of watching the people I care about ruin their lives due to an addiction(s).  Pleas...
Posted by (¯`·._.·[§Å®ÅH JåѬ]·._.·´¯) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:18:00 PST