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Fe le Pain

Don't use your "logic" with me. I have no use for it

About Me

Normally: Tattooed roller-derby loving nice person. Currently the Tattooed, Bearded Lady at the House of the Golden Lotus Burlesque Club. Scaring the kiddies, a speciality!!! Into punk, psychobilly and the odd bit of country!!! Going to gigs, the odd vodka here and there for medicinal purposes only and meeting people (then forgetting who they are due to my medicine)................................................... ................................................Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for................................................Also I'm atheist and feminist so please don't try to convert me....or liberate me, I'll do it myself :)My arty website - www.museumvaults.co.uk

My Interests

Love skinheads....which is just as well seeing as I'm married to one. Art. Painting in acrylics and oils. Tattoos and 50's retro stuff - music, clothes, cars. Music, horror movies, B-movies, horror/crime novels, comics.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks.....for a smoke and drink, Dolly Parton....for makeup tips, Johnny Cash....just because, Gwen Stefani.... for a feckin good Shoeing!!!!;; oh and John Cusack to discuss politics ;)

Music:

THE DAMNED!!!! Punk/Ska/Rockabilly/Psychobilly and even a wee bit of Horrorbilly or Sillybilly - , Johnny Cash, CUSM, The Cramps, AC/DC, 999, The Lurkers, DAG, Holy Racket, Dolly Parton, Misfits, Ramones, Everley Brothers, L7, PWEI, X-ray Spex, Church of Confidence, The Peacocks, The Meteors, Anti-Nowhere League. The list goes on and is added to daily!!!

Movies:

Grosse Point Blank, The Exorcist, City of Lost Children, Suburbia, Matter of Life and Death, Rebecca, Magnificent Seven, most horror, NO sci-fi, Japanese samari films.

Television:

Dexter on FX!!! What ya telly was made for. Boston Legal

Books:

Clive Barker, Jeff Lindsey, Poppy Z Brite, pretty much all horror and bit crime.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton & Bill Hicks!!!! and Martin Niemoller : First they came for the Communists, - but I was not a communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, - but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, - but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.

My Blog

A Night for Robbie

Planning on holding a charity night, possibly in Newcastle if I can find a good venue. I've already approached a couple of bands and individuals but will probably need help and advice along the way so...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:40:00 PST

rip buster

well despite what I was told in October, Buster managed to make it pretty much through another 5 months before finally, today, I had to have him put to sleep. He had been really poorly since saturday ...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

Bugger!

Haven't posted for a while as it's been gig after gig, and drink after drink with bouts of working inbetween.Anyway after the worst weekend ever finally have to face the fact that I have to have Buste...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

surviving pirates night!

well as you can tell from the photos....pirate night was a roaring success. The staff at the bowling alley will probably need a week or so to recover but other than that things went rather well. Ended...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

Tonight's the night!!!

Right then, got me stripy pants, stripy t-shirt and skull & crossbones head scarf, all I need now is a cutlass!!!!decided to go for the scar down the cheek rather an eye patch....don't want to over do...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST

Woo's Hen Night

Well it's all coming together for Woo's Hen Night so anyone in the Sunderland area tomorrow night would be well advised to avoid the area around Sunderland Bowl.30 pirates will be on the loose so lock...
Posted by Fe le Pain on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST