20 important facts about John (revised 10/2/2006)
1) Despite popular belief, he never massacred a baby bird. (that rhymed!).
2) He only smokes when he's drinking.
3) He has the ultimate hitch-hiker's thumb.
4) He is fluent in one language.
5)e tped this sentence 3with huisa nose. impressivehuh
6) He owns a cat named bear that will slap your ankles.
7) He loves thai food.
8) He will shote you if you ask politely.
9) He knows more about (good) music than you.
10) He is the meanest captain dickhead of all time.
11) He would rather you ask what his scars are from than stare and wonder.
12) He has had the same nail polish on his left big toe for like two months now.
13) He likes to speak in third person, in case you missed that.
14) He loves some Jimi Hendrix.
15) He is terrified of spiders, and thier webs, and the way they hiss at you when you get too close.
16) He can teach an old dog new tricks.
17) He is hoping to get famous before he graduates college.
18) He is very easily entertained.
19) He has incredibly selective hearing.
20) He will probably ask you to slap him next time he's really trashed. Do it.
