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Robby Pants

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I had a dream last night that you were on the Seaside Boardwalk with Brian Cox and I had a meeting with him in a tunnel, where he set a bomb. The tunnel seemed to be directly below a nuthouse, because there were crazy people roaming around giving me advice on how to disarm it. Then you, me, Knoblick, Johnny, and Fretz were drinking in front of a bar but we had to leave to go get sushi from an elephant.
But that fuckin elephant didn’t have any sushi.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robin Williams, Groucho Marx, George Burns, Tom Hanks and I kinda wanna meet George Lucas so I can smack him around a bit.
This is Dave. I used to work with him. I never knew he was really a robot. He hides it very well.

My Blog

A little vision test.

Okay folks, I know this seems like a tough one, but there's something wrong with this picture. Please use your intuitive powers and REALLY look at the picture. What's wrong with it?
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:20:00 GMT

What the fuck am I doing in Detroit?

It's a rhetorical question. I obviously know EXACTLY what I'm doing in Detroit. The real question is . . . hmmmmm. . . I don't know what the real question is. I guess the real question is: What quest...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:56:00 GMT

Detroit Rock City

So, it's official. I just got back from spending 3 days in Detroit and I had a fucking blast AND have already secured an apartment. The people are awesome and city rocks. Current mood: Fuckin Jazze...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:49:00 GMT

With Victory, there is a cost..

Where do I begin? So much to explain. It was an enormous victory. An amazing feeling of accomplishment. And a short, but poignant story. Okay, I'll start at the victory. I found a mate for the missin...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:10:00 GMT

The Grand Dragon Part 2

The date: Saturday I should elaborate one thing I mentioned in the previous blog. Cynthia has NO phone. No cell and no home line. The reason for this, as she puts it, is that shes in litigation....
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 19:03:00 GMT

The Grand Dragon

    Okay, so heres the story. In my line of work you meet some interesting people. Students, Marines, old people, young people, waitresses, businessmen, people on welfare, people with trust funds, ar...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 19:25:00 GMT

My Bookstore's Closing

I was in the used bookstore in my town today. Theyre closing. Im a little sad cause theyve been there since I was a little kid. But anyway I was talking to the guy and he said he has not been run o...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jul 2004 15:58:00 GMT

How I spent my vacation.

Ahhhhh, camping. The great outdoors. I like camping. Now, dont get me wrong I AM a lazy slob, so I camp like any god fearing lazy slob would. With an air mattress and a Wendys close by. I camp in He...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jul 2004 21:21:00 GMT

Don't bother to read this.

Okay, here we go. Testing one two three. This is my first attempt at a B.L.O.G. Blog, sounds like a sound I make at Thanksgiving dinner after I've eaten enough to kill a small family of waterbuffalos ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jul 2004 17:09:00 GMT