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Kames

The crib is on fire.

About Me

I am sensitive to the tiniest details. I love words and etymology and semantics but I am terrible at crossword puzzles and scrabble. I love music and the sound of singing voices but I can never remember any lyrics or song names. I think these things are related. I can ride a bike. I eat lots of bananas.

Death and Maim have come for me in the form of: bees, drowning, toy helicopter blades, mosh pits, bike polo, tae kwon do, sleep deprivation, winter in Chicago, a spider, a flying metal garbage can lid, a motorcycle crash, The Ballard Bridge.

I want to do n things.



My Interests

blank paper, crass art, eureka, recursion, planets, bikes, old video games, table tennis, sushi, good tea, super hot showers, spontaneous haiku and other poetry

I'd like to meet:



Kames had a beer with 75.00% of these people.



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Music:

The sound of electricity breaking things. Electronic froth. Organic fuzz. Breakbeats. Bach's Fugues.

Television:

More eviler than Skeletor.

Books:

Science Non-Fiction

Heroes:

Leeloo, Leela, Lola, and Stitch. But not Lilo.

My Blog

Movies Tersely Nov 2006

The CrowInspiration for gloomy crybabies. Run Ronnie RunFuck you, bitch! Is a non-sequitous montage even possible? Yes it is.ClickJust like Bruce Almighty but completely stupid and predictable. Oh ...
Posted by Kames on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST

Movies Tersely Aug 2006

Napoleon DynamiteEvery moment is significant. Even with the hero divided there is still glory for all.The New WorldMore like waves than a movie. A wave of love, then a wave of mutilation.The OneMouse ...
Posted by Kames on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Don't expect anything really

Out Of Order
Posted by Kames on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST

N.E.R.D.

Name Expansion Requires Dilation Just As Many Enemies SufferJesus Ambled Miles Entreating SinnersJudge Always Mountains Emitting SmokeJudgement Affects Mans' Eternal SoulJustice Artfully Maintains Em...
Posted by Kames on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Decoration v2.1

A few hours ago I said I don't decorate but I have to take it back. What I do might stretch the definition of "decorate" but it probably still counts. Here is a list of the things on my walls:A map ...
Posted by Kames on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:58:00 PST

I will indoctrinate the children!

I also took the retarded animal personality test. This description is damn good. Except for the slight goth flavour; I don't taste like that. And I don't decorate either. I bolded the most accurat...
Posted by Kames on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:43:00 PST

These are not codes!

People around here are using the word "codes" to refer to the CSS and HTML code used to modify profiles. It drives me crazy and here's why.First consider water. You can have a little water. You can ha...
Posted by Kames on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Juxtaposed Plagiarism

I turn whatever you say into nonsense:I thought everything else was stupid; then suddenly I realized that I was stupid. Sometimes I get strange compulsions to throw all my stuff away or nail things l...
Posted by Kames on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sashimi

I once wrote without any etymological forethought: I tried to make sushi last month. It didn't work. The rice would stick to everything but other rice. That's probably what sashimi means: "I can't mak...
Posted by Kames on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST