Hehehe im carl and i live near the south jersey shore. I live next to a bunch of friggin' food monster freaks who constantly give me crap and swim in my pool. My childhood was like a dream come true for any kid.... a friggin' nightmare of a dream. My loving father got me hired on at the age 8 making insulation because we all know asbestos is a great for a kids lungs. Oh yeah on christmas he got me a piece of carpet had me boil it for dinner. Thanks a friggin' million for great start to life dad.
Nowdays things are going just dandy here in freak city. Every friggin' day its some new crap outa those freaks and i cant take it anymore why dont i move. The other day im nice enough to have my buddy terry get the fryman a brain for the meat thing but the only gratitude i recieve is my friggin' car smashed into my roof.
I bought a wife from russia.... well i split her cost with the cup and we both married her but she so went for me over him. score baby! He can have his turn, after im done with her hehehe.
Picking up broads is the biggest thing in my life right now. I had my way with this horny broad from the beach awile ago and more recently this babe whos body i almost got to rock but the freaks messed it up again with their sorcery crap.
Damn, those freaks make my life friggin' miserable why dont they just blow my head off and get it over with.
