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†Joni

If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, You Don't Deserve Me At My Best

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A-2-Z About Me Survey
{---Basics---}
Name: Joni
Nickname(s): none
Age: 23
Birthday: 08-04-83
Birthplace: Texarkana, Tx
Current Location: Texarkana, Tx
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 145
Lefty or Righty: I'm bi haha no really i'm mainly a lefty
Zodiac Sign: Leo
What Do You Drive: Monte Carlo
Screenname: chrisjor0104 or almostbambi
{---Favorites---}
Color: pink
Number: don't have one
Band: don't have one
Music Genre: rock I suppose
TV Show: I don't watch tv anymore
Movie: don't have one
Actor: don't have one
Actress: Sandra Bullock
Kind of Movie: horror
Cartoon: don't watch cartoons
Sport: have to say football
Fast Food Restaurant: Arby's
Food: cheesecake haha yeah yeah yeah I know that's not real food...
Ice Cream: orange dream
Cereal: vanilla shredded wheat... yeah I know I'm allergic to it
Candy: don't eat it enough to have one
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcoholic Beverage: bleh
Quote: you can't make sense when you don't have any
{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: yes, 2 sisters. I'm right in the middle yay woo hoo
Have any pets: no
Have a job: of course, I'd go nuts without one
Have a cellphone: yes
Have any special talents or skills: haha... that would be none of your business
Have any fears: sure... i'm claustrophic, i'm afraid of heights, men in general scare me and for good reason... i'm not afraid of the dark though, just what's in it
Have a bedtime: whenever i crash
Sing in the shower: not usually... more like hum if ever even that
Want to go to college: not really, though I know I should
Get along with your parents: haha yeah no. not really. I think they hate me sometimes.
Have any piercings: just my ears
Have any tattoos: no, and I don't plan on getting any either
Swear: too much
Smoke: nope
Drink: not anymore
Do Drugs: nope, never have
{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: yes
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Are you single: no
Are you in a relationship: I pretty much just answered that but for your amusement... YES
Do you have a crush on someone: no, I haven't had a crush on anyone since grade school
Ever been dumped: yes
Ever dumped someone: yes
{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: I love cherries but I'll have to answer vegetables on this one
Black or White: black
Lights On or Lights Off: off
TV or Movie: movie
Car or Truck: truck
Cash or Check: cash
Rock or Rap: rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: french fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: yeah...my choice would be neither
Cookies or Muffins: muffins: blueberry, ironically enough
Winter Break or Spring Break: doesn't matter, I don't do anything for either
Hugs or Kisses: depends on who's givin 'em
{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: not unless you count for school. I had to in phys ed years upon years ago: line dancing to Achy Breaky Heart of all things
Smiled for no reason: ... how is that possible
Laughed so hard you cried: not so much lately but yes
Talked to someone you don't know: every day, it's my job
Drank alcohol: yes
Done drugs: nope, never
Partied 'til the sun came up: ... probably
Gotten a ticket: yeah :(
Been arrested: funny that's mentioned... I had a warrant out for my arrest from November til I got it paid off (when I found out about it) the latter part of February. All that time I was driving around with no seat belt, usually speeding, and no license plate for at three weeks of that. I've been pulled over twice since, thank God the warrant was off my record by then.
Been convicted of a crime: nope
Been in a wreck: no, thank God
Been out of the country: yeah to Mexico woo hoo
{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: sure
Ever TP'd someone's house: no
Ever egged someone's house: no
How many languages do you speak: how many am I typing in? okay then
Who do you compare yourself to: nobody
Ever regret anything: I try to just learn from my past, not regret it
Do you like being tickled: depends on where... some places it hurts
What are your goals: to keep my kids happy
Are your fingers tired: nope, I love to type
Are you tired of this survey: getting there, yeah
Are you happy: sometimes
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Music:

(old)Metallica, Skillet, MercyMe, Rascal Flatts, Carrie Underwood, Sugarland, Kutless, Third Day, Casting Crowns, Slipknot, Korn, Jars of Clay, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Building 429 ♥

Movies:

Whatever whoever I'm with is in to... I don't pick movies out. I just watch whatever.

Television:

I seldom watch TV. When I do, it's at my parent's house with my kids so it's usually Spongebob or Pokemon... that's bout it.

Books:

for some reason I've been reading about death a lot lately

Heroes:

Anybody who stands up for themselves, what's right, and what they believe in

My Blog

Skillet ~Rebirthing~

..> I lie here paralyticInside this soulScreaming to you tillMy throat is numbI wanna break, out I need a way outI don't believe that it's gotta be this wayThe worst, is the waitingIn this room I'm...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST

The Truth About Women

The Truth about WomenA little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him."I don't understand, " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."La...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

I was bored

Your Top 8 1 Payton 2 Jeremy 3 Eric 4 Elisa 5 Chad 6 Samantha 7 Mike 8 Down & Out Questions Is ..1 attractive? yes Have you met his/her parents? no Are you or have you ever been ro...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

another one about...that

Okay, so here goes another blog. I haven't blogged in a while and I guess I felt the need. Yes, I know you guys are probably tired of hearing about Justin but I never asked you to read this anyway k? ...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

Rules Of Life

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles b...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

my first day back at work

Today, as most of you know, was my first day back at work since... well since Justin happened to me. I had a lot of customers wanting to kick his ass and a lot said they hoped somebody kicked his ass ...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Are You Normal?

Are You Normal? Your Normalcy Quotient is: 45 out of 100. Your quiz results make you a Marvelous MaverickGiddy-up partner. You're a maverick and don't know what the definition of normal is. That's a-o...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

Running Away

"Jessica, come play with us!" It was my first week her and I had already made a new friend. My mom and I moved here to Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago, but I had just enrolled. My old school was a l...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

Dreams Can Be Deadly

I was watching television when the phone rang. It was totally quiet for at least ten minutes before Amy, my wife of two years, entered the room. "John, honey, that was Dr. Lindell. He's moving your ap...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

A teacher gave us a story to rewrite n a different point of view. Mine was different alright.

My Last Walk in the Woods As I was walking along a trail in the woods one day, I heard a lot of loud talking far ahead of me. I heard a man's name, the name was Payton. I wonder, what could they be ...
Posted by Let Go And Let God on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:27:00 PST