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Beenie Weenies are hard ons you get while rolling. Blessed Mary had a baby daddy. Fish Tacos are a finger food. S.P.A.M. stands for separated, parted, aboriginal meat product.Hello kiddies! The name is Lingo Starr, a figment of your imagination and cousin to Right Said Fred. I am an anomaly in that I fancy myself an aristocrat, but I’m obnoxious and I’m fucking broke! I’m the guy that pees on the toilet seat, and hits on your mom. I like to get piss ass drunk and make women out of my league think I’m out of theirs. I despise politics, know it alls, and re-lighting snuffed out cigarettes. I am, at times, philosophical, and use big words to assert my intelligence. I hate guys like me. Other times, I am content to get shit faced and fuck off for hours on end. I often do things that don’t make sense just to see the outcome. I believe my impulsive, self gratifying nature is grotesque. And I think it’s the reason the first thing I say when I wake up is “Where am Iâ€. I do like to challenge myself by putting pen to paper and recounting the events of the night before. You can read some of my beloved tales at Neworleansmusicians.net , a lovely little site for the indies of Louisiana. NOLA FOR LIFE! GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN BITCH!!!!