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About Me

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Beenie Weenies are hard ons you get while rolling. Blessed Mary had a baby daddy. Fish Tacos are a finger food. S.P.A.M. stands for separated, parted, aboriginal meat product.
Hello kiddies! The name is Lingo Starr, a figment of your imagination and cousin to Right Said Fred. I am an anomaly in that I fancy myself an aristocrat, but I’m obnoxious and I’m fucking broke! I’m the guy that pees on the toilet seat, and hits on your mom. I like to get piss ass drunk and make women out of my league think I’m out of theirs. I despise politics, know it alls, and re-lighting snuffed out cigarettes. I am, at times, philosophical, and use big words to assert my intelligence. I hate guys like me. Other times, I am content to get shit faced and fuck off for hours on end. I often do things that don’t make sense just to see the outcome. I believe my impulsive, self gratifying nature is grotesque. And I think it’s the reason the first thing I say when I wake up is “Where am I”. I do like to challenge myself by putting pen to paper and recounting the events of the night before. You can read some of my beloved tales at Neworleansmusicians.net , a lovely little site for the indies of Louisiana. NOLA FOR LIFE! GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN BITCH!!!!

My Blog

Ode to Andy Rooney

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Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 03:19:00 GMT

Who is the Grey Ghost?

Has anyone heard of the "Grey Ghost"? Do you know who he is? I first learned of his existence through a publicized response to his actions in Section 8 magazine. He is an ex Marine/activist of some so...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:43:00 GMT

1-900-SEX-LINE

It was late Saturday night, and I was still recuperating from one hell of a Friday night/ morning. Sitting on the sofa, flipping through channels, I came across one of those commercials for a 1-900 se...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:39:00 GMT

One night with Slang Angus

Look here& I don't know Bo Jackson, and I don't plan on meeting that dood. But I do know Slang Angus! I hadn't seen them before, nor had I heard their music. And after just a few songs I was proud to ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:16:00 GMT

Live music

On the Fourth of July, I found myself at the Maple Leaf down on Oak Street, entranced by this pretty little picture called The Revealers. The Maple Leaf is a quaint shotgun style bar. It's split down ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:05:00 GMT