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About Me


Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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I'm Kayla
I made this
If you know me then you’ve got a pretty good idea of what kind of person I am. If you don’t then I really don’t think you reading this will tell you “about me”. It’ll just give you something to judge me by. You’re better off actually talking to me before you get that far but that’s up to you…if not then here’s something to go off of:
I’m a Christian…maybe not the best I could be but only God knows what’s in my heart. I have goals and a future but that doesn’t mean I know what lays ahead. I'm not your average small town girl...trust me. I'm outgoing. I'm reserved. I'm insecure. I'm modest. I can rock your world. I can get political. I believe in war but only when it is completely necessary. I can read people easier than most of them want me to. I’m amused by the little things that most people wouldn’t look twice at. I don't want to grow up...and yet I constantly have people telling me I'm way ahead of my time. I don’t need alcohol, drugs, or sex to have fun. I was raised on Alice In Chains and other great grunge bands. Music is something I know I couldn’t live without. The same goes for my friends. Through everything I want nothing less than the best for them. I’m anti Family Guy. It's a pointless, repetative cartoon. You’ll get my respect until you give me a good reason to take it away. You won't get my trust so easily. There’s a whole lot of hostility in the world and it seems like instead of making progress we’re only going backwards but then again living life in negativity doesn’t make things any better. I figure if you at least try to find the good in situations that you face then the world and life itself won’t seem so bad.

My Interests



INTERESTS

Ashton Kutcher and his A Lot Like Love vulnerability

Christopher Walken and his more than recognizable voice

Good Charlotte and every song they’ve ever written

Helena Bonham Carter and her crazy beauty

Jason Mraz because his wordplay is the remedy for my crazy

Joel McHale and his ability to say exactly what I’m thinking

Johnny Depp…do I really even need a reason?

Julia Stiles and her 10 Things I Hate About You

Kyle Howard and his Paper Brigade

Matthew Lillard and his SLC Punk

Mattew Broderick and his day off

Michael Phelps and his dolphin genetics...or gold medals (take your pick)

Mike Rowe and his Dirty Jobs

Nicey Nash and her low tolerance for “foolishness”

Stephanie Meyer and her super addicting Twilight saga

Tim Burton and his strange

Tom and his myspace…god forbid it ever shut down

Will Ferrell and his excessive use of cowbell

Zooey Deschanel and her voice

I'd like to meet:

Oh snap!

I'd like to meet: 1)God, of course. You had to see that one coming.
2)people who aren't fake

Bands I've Seen/People I've Met
The Academy Is...
Angels and Airwaves
Black Stone Cherry
Breaking Benjamin(2x)
Breathe Carolina
Catherine
Cobra Starship
The Color Fred
Corithea
The Devil Wears Prada
The Donner Party
Down-Stares(x3)
Eli Cash
Forever the Sickest Kids
Freddy
From First to Last
Godsmack
Goliath
Good Charlotte
Gym Class Heroes
Hey Hollywood
Hit the Ground Running
Hourcast
How to Start a Fire
The Hush Sound
It Prevails
Ivoryline
Jack's Mannequin
John Henry vs the Machine(x3)
The Jonbenet
Light of December(x5)
Lower Definition
Lycergus(x2)
The Maine
Memphis May Fire
Motion City Soundtrack
Evanescence
Oh, Sleeper(x2)
One Star Story
Panic at the Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
Paulson
Phantom Planet
Puddle of Mud
Riot Like Words
Say Anything
Seether
Story of the Year
Ten Cent Pistol
Three Days Grace
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Joel Madden (good charlotte)
Matt Good (from first to last)
Everyone in Mayday Parade
Everyone in The Maine
Fred Mascherino (the color fred)

Music:


Music

A Heartwell Ending
A Perfect Circle
Adema
Alkaline Trio
All-American Rejects
Alexisonfire
Ambellina
American Head Charge
Anberlin
Angels and Airwaves
Armor For Sleep
Blessthefall
Blink-182
Blue October
Boys Like Girls
Breaking Benjamin
Cartel
Chevelle
Chiodos
Chris Caruvana
Coheed and Cambria
Crossfade
Cute Is What We Aim For
Envy on the Coast
Evanescence
Faktion
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
From First To Last
Godsmack
Good Charlotte
Greeley Estates
Green Day
Haste The Day
Hawthorne Heights
Hellogoodbye
Hey Hollywood
Hour Cast
Korn
Lamb of God
Legion
Linkin Park
Lower Definition
Madina Lake
Mae
Matchbook Romance
MXPX
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Nine Inch Nails
Number One Gun
October Fall
Paramore
Panic! At The Disco
Papa Roach
Paulson
Quietdrive
Relient K
Say Anything
Secondhand Serenade
Senses Fail
Silverstein
Simple Plan
Smile Empty Soul
Social Distortion
Spitalfield
Story of the Year
Sugarcult
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Three Days Grace
The Academy Is...
The Almost
The Cranberries
The Fall Of Troy
The Fully Down
The Higher
The Killers
The Matches
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Scene Aesthetic
The Used
The White Stripes
Thousand Foot Krutch
TOOL
Yellowcard

Movies:

Movies
- The Boondock Saints
- 300
- Secret Window
- Hangman's Curse
- Ferris Buellers Day Off
- School Of Rock
- A Clockwork Orange
- Pirates of the Carribean 1,2&3
- Blades of Glory
- Nightmare Before Christmas
- Corpse Bride
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- The Departed
- Without a Paddle
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
- A Lot Like Love
- Just Like Heaven
- A Night at the Roxbury
- The Exorcist
- Billy Madison
- Nacho Libre
- Airheads
- The Rundown
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
- Constantine
- Johnny English
- Surfs Up
- The Butterfly Effect
- The Paper Brigade
- From Hell
- Superbad
- The Devil Wears Prada
- Blazing Saddles
- Zoolander
- Knocked Up
- Finding Nemo

Television:

A Haunting, Scrubs, Clean House, AFV, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs...and other random stuff on the Discovery channel.

Books:

Ummm...the Twilight series, Harry Potter of course, and books by Frank Peretti.

Heroes:

HEROES
-Mom-

Where do I start? She’s been there for me from the very beginning obviously. I would have never made it this far if I didn’t have her. She’s the reason I think before I speak and definitely the reason I don’t do anything stupid. She's raised me to be level headed and to know when to say "no". She'd do anything for family in a heartbeat. Even if I don't believe in myself, she believes in me.
-Dad-
This is my dad. He’s a big kid at heart and that’s probably why I never want to grow up. He can quote movie lines like they were bible scripture and kick anyones butt at Scene It...except for maybe me. I’m so glad that I have him in my life and of course I'm a "daddy's girl". He works hard and he’s always been there for my brother and I. He even moved back to Texas just to be closer to us =]. I promise you he’s way cooler than your dad AND he has a better taste in music. He knows everything.
-Tom-
He’s raised me just like I was his own daughter and he treats my mom with the respect she deserves so of course I love him for that. I’m so thankful for him and for everything he’s done and I can’t really imagine what life would be like without him.
-Tischia-
One of the people that I've always looked up to. My sister has been there through everything with me. Of course sharing a room for 12 years kind of helps but i'd never take any of it back. I'm glad that she and I are so close as different as we are. She's like a best friend and I know I can tell her anything. Of course with that being said I also expect to receive her opinions on the subject plus they tend to help even if I don't always agree with them lol.
-Jodie-

My heterosexual life partner! I’ve known this girl since the 1st grade and that’s more than most “best friends” can say where I’m from. She’s the craziest and most loveable person that you’ll ever meet. She’ll tell you like it is because she’s hardcore like that. She has this thing where she’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll cry and she won’t even mean to. Most of the time she figures things out before I even tell her and for some reason that puts me at ease lol. I love all the inside jokes we have and all the stupid stuff we laugh about. Even the stuff nobody else thinks is funny...like when her brother dropped his snowball.
-Sarah-

Okay I love this girl to death. She’s been through so much in her life and she’s only 19. You can usually find us taking random runs to Wal Mart to buy even more random stuff. She always falls asleep in my bed though she claims shes’s just “resting”. Sometimes when I come home she’s already over at my house and talking to my mom on the couch haha. What a weirdo. Trust me she’s got a heart of gold and she’ll put anyone before herself even when things are going all wrong. And though she tries as hard as she can…she still can’t kick my butt when it comes down to it. Sorry Sarah, you may be older but I’m bigger. =]
-Trevor-
Even though he is a little booger and he annoys the life out of me I still love him on those good days where all we do is make each other laugh over stupid stuff.
Casey
Casey's pretty awesome and all that jazz. We dated for a long time after being friends for forever. Now we're even better friends and hopefully it stays that way. He creamo sang me the happy birthday song on my birthday. For as long as I've known him I never would have guessed that he would listen to heavier music than I do. And I must admit he's got some pretty awesome bands on his iPod. He is also a member of the "whoo-dee clan"
-Zach-
zach...he's sexy. haha but really he's an awesome dude. I've known him since like 5th grade and was my first boyfriend in jr high haha. he and casey have been friends since birth basically so you can imagine what they're like when they're together...that is if you don't already know them. anyways...he's really funny and he always has cool videos on his page. oh and my mom has this crazy dream that he and i were made for each other....she's weird one.
-Kaden-
Kaden is probably one of the funniest people i know. Most of the time when he's making me laugh til i cry he isnt even trying. he's deathly afraid of gnomes and one day hes going to have to get over that fear and I'm going to help him. he's got a huge collection of energy drink cans and possibly one of the coolest rooms ever. Kaden rocks. also a member of the "whoo-dee clan"
-Laura-

This is Laura...she's quite amazing acutally. Just this year she and I started really being friends lol but i've known her probably as long as I've known Jodie. she has this voice that she made up and it's hilarious. Her mom is referred to as "who-dee" and she's got a kickass cheetah that she painted. Laura's hardcore.also a member of the "whoo-dee clan"
-Chad-
Chad's this crazy kid that i've known since 8th grade. I'm pretty sure that he's actually a real ninja and he's got the prettiest hair that you will ever see...ever.
-Brandi-
Brandi is so cool. Sometimes she has her blonde moments but that only makes her funnier. I love her very very much and I don't know what I'm going to do when she graduates. Shes too cool for school. =]
-Shams-
I love this girl...for more than a few good reasons too. I never stop laughing when I'm with her. If we're not quoting Dane Cook then we're laughing about some other inside joke of ours (homo brother ihop massive big stir anyone?) yeah i doubt anyone gets that but us. stupid douche toyota corolla...a dick not dick
-Bobby-
Ahhhh! Bobby! High school is going to be impossible without him there anymore. He likes metal and that's good. Im jealous of the fact that Zakk Wylde signed his arm and I didn't even get to go to Ozzfest =[ I think the coolest thing he's done by far is continued to make me and Jodie laugh when he calls and says "you're my best friend" and then hangs up.
-Macker Cracker-

-I've known Mack since 4th grade and we've both changed a lot since then so it's kind of amazing that he and I stayed friends through it all. He's truly amazing and a fighter. I love the kid to death.
-Heather-
An amazing friend...I love her like a little sister. She's always happy and talkative and witty without even realizing it. Though sometimes she's a bit loud and forgets what an "inside voice" is I still love her just the same. =] I never knew anyone looked up to me until we became friends. She helped me to realize that I had things to work on.
Cameron Duffey
I love Cameron to death. He's probably one of the funniest guys I've ever met in my life. His hugs are the best and I'm probably going to cry when he graduates. I <3 him to the 10th powere lol.
Ruben
Ruben and I have a child. A penguin child to be exact lol. His name is Bartholomew =] Ruben once dropped him out of a bus window...though he blames it on Chris Gentry I still forgive him. lol He's uber quiet...at least around me, and for a while i got the feeling he thought I had leprosy...but we're over that now. =]
-Hilary-
If you don't know Hilary then you're dumb. She's the one of the sweetest people I think I've ever met in my life and on top of that she's a killer friend. She plays a mean trombone too lol. I love her to pieces and she'd better know that!
-Jordan-
Ahhhh! I love Jordan! He's so cool it's unreal lol. How he puts up with Jesse, Pedro, and Bryce...I'll never know (haha sorry guys) but i do know that takes some serious patience. Oh and I still need to make plans with him and Hilary to go to the lake considering I wasnt able to go the one time we did make plans lol. =]
Dez
Desiree is pretty frikin rad. I love her hair and her obsession with hairspray. Don't ever pretend to choke her or she'll freak and always feed her kitty cat weeds lol
-Anna-
Anna! What can I say? She's amazing. I love her awesome eye make up too. Its pretty bold. She's one of the most outgoing and mellow people I know and I highly recommend getting to know her.
-Brittany-
Brittany, what would I do without you? You helped me survive speech our freshman year because you were the only one I actually talked to in that class. I think even one time during a speech I kept looking at you so I wouldn't lose focus and ended up laughing and messing up. You're definitely easy to talk to and you never judge anyone unless they've given you good reason to. I love you and I'm here no matter what.
-Brady-
He's awesome! Plain and simple. He leans like a cholo too...I don't know if I spelled that right but oh well. Maybe you'll catch he and I eating breakfast at Subway one day or maybe we'll just be in his car singing along to Drake Bell because it "makes us happy" lol. Anyways, he's great.
-Megan-
Megan is only the coolest person that I never got to know until after high school lol. She's pretty crazy but really fun to talk to...even if it is about random stuff.=]
-Shelley-
This is my concert buddy. I met Shelley at the Papa Roach concert...actually it was headlined by Hinder but when they played we sat outside and made fun of them hehehe. I love my Shelley growwwwwl!
-Jeremy-

Only the coolest guy from Burk...ever!!! El Diablo (him) and Loco Ojos (me) will soon be the raddest superheroes to ever save the world lol. I'm going to be very sad if he moves away so he'd better stick around for a while. =]
RyRy!
Ah Pee wee. How I love him so. I also love his lovely hair lol. He's so cool. Don't ever mess with him unless you're prepared to endure hell. He's a B.A. (sorry for the harsh letters)=] if I had to sum him all up into one phrase...he's the cat's pajamas lol
-Meagan-

My kick A southern friend from Georgia!!! Dude we're totally going to get together and steal a mail truck and fall out of the nonexistent door while handing out peppermints to old ladies hahaha.
-Devin
This is my neighbor...well sort of. He actually lives just down the street. Devins a pretty rad dude...quiet but rad nonetheless. He even took this cool picture after i took one of myself brushing my teeth lol. apparently he also has really good smelling cologne but i have yet to smell it for myself. one of these days i will
-Chase-
He's outrageously raddical... in his own words not mine lol. He also once spared my life and didn't slit my throat because i sent him a comment. Oh and we've also had the pleasure of sharing the same homeroom teacher since the 6th grade...yay for sexy schrader in high school.
Research
relationship?: don't have one
Lets be: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: where the wild things are
Body Type: human
Religion: Church of Christ
What's your sign: scorpio
Smoke / Drink: ew/sick...
Children?: the idea freaks me out.
Education: class of '09
Get a job...: Pizza Hut hahaha
Show me the money: I spend more than I should

My Blog

What I’m looking forward to (senior year)

So right now I'm sitting in my room watching Forensic Files fully intending on being a vegetable for the rest of the night but then I started thinking...yes I know it's a scary thought but you're read...
Posted by Kayla" on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:38:00 PST

Paper for Collins on types of drivers

"Why Do I Always Get Stuck Behind the Stupid Drivers?"  "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are abov...
Posted by Kayla" on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST

questions? comments? concerns?

Yay! time to be cliche...here's the beloved question and answer blog...so um shoot. I promise to answer. If not here then I'll message you. =]
Posted by Kayla" on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

There never was a camp that's half so fine...

Cause QMCC is the camp that I call mine... Holy wow...I had the best summer ever this year because of QMCC. I can't even begin to describe how much fun I had. I didn't want to leave. Of course we had...
Posted by Kayla" on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST

grrrr...(like jodies blog)

Why Boys and Girls Make Out...so true...(or not)-------------------------------------------------------- -advice....(what if i don't want your advice because its not good advice)WHEN SHE ACTS SHY-SAY I...
Posted by Kayla" on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Complete madness

Okay so picture this. Saturday morning: Jodie and I are up and at em and completely bored. Doing the usual myspace thing and eating pigs n a blanket. Then we get a call from my sister asking if we wa...
Posted by Kayla" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

Godsmack concert!

Okay so saturday night was the Godsmack concert yes? Let me tell you IT WAS AWESOME!!! My mom surprised me with concert tickets for me, jodie, mal, and sarah to go for my 16th birthday. My mom went to...
Posted by Kayla" on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

90's anyone?

Note: You are not considered a 90's kid if you were born in the late 90's (96-99) sorry. You ARE a 90's kid if...You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"You can sing the rap to "The Fr...
Posted by Kayla" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST