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I demand eye contact...I talk too much...I think I'm wittier than I am...I think I'm funnier than I am.....I think I'm more self-aware than I am....I am brutally honest when I should be discreet and I'm discreet when I should be brutally honest....I make up illegitimate facts to get a laugh....my volume is directly proportional with how nervous I am in a situation....I hate people who want to sneeze on me....I hate hearing noises (chewing, smacking, eye rubbing, yawning)....I let people know that I hate these noises....I spend too much time analyzing people's intentions because I think I'm more of an expert than I really am....I am picky about toothpaste flavors, but not about gum flavors.....I speed when I'm not paying attention...I love label makers and sheet protectors and I feel ill prepared if I don't have one and/or the other by my side...I can't stand dishes in the sink, but I'll leave a sock on the floor for years if I have to.....I think I'm taller than I am....I like bonding with people...during small talk I say weird things then try to overcompensate then wish I never started talking to them about cheese and apricot scented linens...I love everything that is incredible and hate everything that is horrendous...I use extreme adjectives in hopes of getting my point across, but then I become loud because I'm most likely nervous then I ramble on and on and on..............HOT Myspace Layouts

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Inside Jokes

This post is the by-product of a delusional conversation between a Nigerian and an Egyptian.1.  Mmmm, you're not helping.........you're hurting!  mmmmmmmm....2.  That bozo that's in lov...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:59:00 GMT

Things I have learned since starting grad school:

this is just a stream of consciousness blog so ignore grammatical/spelling errors.    1. Media ARE, not media is!!! 2. I need to learn the difference between faith and religion before I go s...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:04:00 GMT

Think you've got it bad at your job?

10 Dirtiest Jobs in Science Sometimes a job calls for a little dirty work, but when your job is in science, the dirty part can become increasingly literal.Popular Science magazine releases an annual ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:10:00 GMT

**NEW INFO ON CAROL'S LIFE**

sooo, i am obsessed with my classes.  i absolutely love what i'm studying, and for most of you this will be new info:  i just started a master's in public relations.  who didn't see tha...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:44:00 GMT

i ponder as i ponder

can someone please tell me why:we can always hear the phrase "can you hear me?" but never the things that come right before or right after?we look in the fridge at things that we ordinarily love, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:06:00 GMT

memory tricks

  1. Start by chunking. According to psychologists, it's especially hard to make your brain recall long lists of separate pieces of information. To make it easier to remember a long list of almos...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:31:00 GMT