I am the Ultra Lord.
I live for the destruction of the Cookie Wall.
The bad guys on the Chocolate Ladder shall perish before my wrath. I shall fill their hands with oatmeal, and their hearts with fear!!!
If you do not heed my dire warnings, you must face my most fierce warrior - a 6 year old boy named Anthony!
"Are you a man or a lady?
--What are you?
I'm a lady"
