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Hampton

I don't like to eat with spoons.

About Me

My name is Hampton and one time i drove by a Hampton Inn in Hampton, Virginia. Most of the people that know me would say im the wildest person they know just because im willing to try almost anything once no matter how stupid, outrageous, goofy, dangerous or degrading it might be. Yeah, im a wild one. I almost never ever get mad cause thats just no fun and nobody likes it. So take some advice and dont be not happy, be not mad. : ) ...... see that smiley laying down, that clumsy smiley fell over but at least he/she is happy...so if youre laying down you should always be happy like the smiley cause everybody who is standing up is probably lookin at you and wondering why you are laying around and if youre gonna draw attention to yourself then put a smile on cause nobody likes not smiley layer downers...cause if you just looked at that smiley wouldnt you have been a little upset if he was frowning, it leaves you with a happy feeling to see somebody else happy - moral of the story: if youre laying down or laying up or even gettin layed then you should be happy cause you should never waste a chance to smile.

My Interests

im interesting

I'd like to meet:

Papa Smurf

Music:

tool, a perfect circle, puscifer, deftones, mudvayne, orgy, black label society, alice in chains, seether, rob zombie, chevelle,

Movies:

star wars, the matrix, lord of the rings

Books:

I cant ever find any that interest me.

My Blog

samurai sword

i got a samurai sword monday (1/9/06) and its super cool, dont mess with me cause i will use it on you, it is very sharp, it cuts stuff up, i chopped my calculus math book with it, there is a picture ...
Posted by Hampton on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:39:00 PST

lap dances

...so im a pretty good dancer, i know how to shake it...really well, the girls like the way i move it, sometimes i get special requests to perform dances for people, one time i even got suspended...
Posted by Hampton on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST

my gecko ring

I was at Bob Evan's one day (where i work) and i was talkin to Lucas and i happened to look down and see the ring he was wearing.  I have a picture of it in my profile so im not gonna describe it...
Posted by Hampton on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

silly Will...

So i walked up to Will Smith (not the actor) and i was like, hey let me wear your hat.  He said no, this is my new hat.  So I begged him for a while and he says alright, go to my truck and y...
Posted by Hampton on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:53:00 PST