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Pope Trox

Sometimes, no matter how smart you are, you just gotta be stupid!!!

About Me

I'm here, but I'm not all there...And by the way...Sorry if I don't get back to ya sooner...I currently don't have the internet at my apartment. Just call the cell or stop on by...

My Interests

Poping, Eating, Drinking, Beer Ponging, Racing, Wrestling, Football, Watching Full House with On-duty Policemen, setting Guiness World Records, and pooping while playing handheld draw poker.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich with Elvis, have a beer with George Wendt, race cars with Michael Andretti, and wrestle against The Macho Man Randy Savage, not to mention singing Caribbean Queen with Billy Ocean, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Music:

My top 5:1. AC/DC2. Flogging Molly3. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones4. Led Zeppelin5. The Dropkick MurphysOthers worth mentioning:Slim Cessna's Auto Club, The Voodoo Organist, Billy Ocean, Rick Astley, Anita Baker, Sade, The Mad Caddies, Less Than Jake, Mustard Plug, Reel Big Fish, True Enuff, BB King, Buckwheat Zydeco, Ronnie James Dio, Judas Priest, Anything 80's, Pearl Jam, Necromantix, Tiger Army, and many more...

Movies:

Forrest Gump, Snatch, Sin City, Baseketball, DC Cab, A Clockwork Orange, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Aristocrats, Strange Brew, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Program, Any Given Sunday, Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Revenge of the Nerds, Old School, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Varsity Blues, Bad Santa, All of the Vacation Movies, Back to the Future, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the Wayne's World Movies, and many more...

Television:

WALKER TEXAS RANGER (pull the lever), Rob & Big, Full House, The Cosby Show, Family Guy, Cheers, The Simpsons, Aquateen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Perfect Hair Forever, Prison Break, Sportscenter, Roseanne, Spongebob Squarepants, TNA Impact, WWE Raw (for the hick in me), The Ultimate Fighter, Any and all sports programming, Life on a Stick, The Drew Carey Show, Seinfeld, Hermann's Head, Growing Pains, Who's the Boss, Family Ties, The Hogan Family, Step by Step, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Playmakers, TILT, Law and Order (all of the different spinoffs as well), Maximum Exposure, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Surreal Life, Behind the Music, I love the 80's (all 3 series's), Beavis and Butthead, Mr. Bean, Monty Python, TV Funhouse, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Amen, MISTER FUCKING ROGERS's FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD, Gimme a Break, Hangin' w/Mister Cooper, Fresh Prince, Wings, and many others...name a tv show from before 1995 and I prolly like it...

Books:

Ditka: An AutoBiography by Mike Ditka The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

Heroes:

Mr. T, Gary Busey, Tom Selleck, Rob & Big, My Father, My Great Grandmother (R.I.P. Myra E. Lee, I love you), Kyle Turley, Wesley Willis, Michael Andretti, Elvis Presley, Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Samoa Joe, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin

My Blog

I am out to set two new world records in 2008

In 2008, records will fall. I will re-take the title for "most all-time creamers drank in one sitting," which is 189.  That one will be the easy one. My own head-bob-and-arm-flail record of 183 r...
Posted by Pope Trox on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

The sister and girlfriend having the same name debate

I have two sisters:  Megan (22) and Haley (8). Here is the debate: If an attractive woman has the same name as your sister, does that automatically eliminate them from consideration??? First, her...
Posted by Pope Trox on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:47:00 PST

90% of teens and twenty-somethings need hat-wearing lessons

Seriously... Where the fuck did all these kids learn how to wear a fuckin' hat.  I just walked campus and i could count no less than 25 people wearing a hat neither straight forward nor straight ...
Posted by Pope Trox on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:54:00 PST

Discertation on the Bodily Fluid Numbering System

Here is a mathematical discertation on how the bodily fluid numbering system works.  After years of careful study and personal experience, the following can be assumed true:  1 = Pee 2 ...
Posted by Pope Trox on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:29:00 PST

A Random Thought on Same-Sex Marriages

How do the bride and groom (bride and bride, groom and groom) decide who wears the dress and who wears the tux in a same-sex marriages???  Is a coin-flip involved???  This is puzzling...mayb...
Posted by Pope Trox on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

Am I going to hell for thinking this???

The other night I appeased my Aunt and went with her to see a screening of Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ at her church.  I went because I wanted to do something with my Aunt, I had not s...
Posted by Pope Trox on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST

What is with sluts speaking of true love in their AIM profiles???

This phenomena has been going on ever since the advent of instant messenger.  These slutty cunts, who are always bitching about how they cannot "find the right guy" or some other lame ass shit pu...
Posted by Pope Trox on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:16:00 PST

Getting Drunk at 2pm

Getting drunk after work on Fridays is fucking awesome!!! I get hammered every friday with a couple of co-workers when we get off at 2pm.  There are, however, a couple of drawbacks... 1)  I ...
Posted by Pope Trox on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

The Urinal Check

Have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you didn't check to make sure you went into the right bathroom?  I mean, you ran into the stall and started shitting without regard for the sti...
Posted by Pope Trox on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:38:00 PST

Five Fundamental Guy Rules for the Next Five Days

1)  No cuddling during any sporting event.  Bad form to those of you so-called "men" that cuddle during sporting events.   A celebratory hug is o.k. when a momentous occasion occur...
Posted by Pope Trox on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:15:00 PST