Elyse

Once upon a time there were two people. They met one day by one saying "my shoes are better than yours!" One day the girl accidentally poisoned they guy by giving money to the guy to drink a ton of MSG. She felt bad. Later, they got married twice. Once in Compton and once in Canada. They then had kids, 12 mexicans who live off his mothers tacos made of ham, ketchup, and rice, and two kids who actually got attention named Rectum and Platapuss. With so many children (even though they didnt care about 12 of them) they decided to buy a car. They bought a sleigh and huskies. It was hot though, so they decided to shave the huskies. That worked for a while but then the guy thought they needed a fancy sports car. So, he decided to buy a Zambonie as a new fancy sports car. Luckily they could afford these expensive luxury vehicles, because the guy brought in the bacon. He was the queen of england and the king of rock and roll. The wife of course was the king of england and the queen of rock and roll too. Now they are together, dont like to touch raw meat (it makes them want to chop off their fingers) and watch boy meets world and are thankful for not ending up like Eric. THE END