TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan
Birthday: The 13th Day of the 8th Month of the 1987th Year
Birthplace: The Whoom
Current Location: Where ever i pass out
Eye Color: Shit Brown
Hair Color: Black Lightning bolt mohawk bitches
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: is this ? related to masterbation
Your Heritage: American FUCK NIGGERS
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dave Mustaine Chucks
Your Weakness: Saggy Tits
Your Fears: The raiseing of EMO
Your Perfect Pizza: Crust, Sauce, Goat Cheese, Tuna, and Pepperoni perferably Goat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want the Guiness world record for the most times masterbated in 24 hrs which is 27
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ( . ) ( . )
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who pitched a tent in my room
Your Best Physical Feature: either my Lighting bolt hair, my dashing pubes, or my 11 inch penis
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: Iron Maiden OZZFEST 2005 FUCK YEAH
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi but vanilla coke is exquizid
MacDonalds or Burger King: FUCK THE WHOPPER BIG MAC ALL THE WAY
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE HARDCORE FUCKING
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck that shit ill take my Jack and coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla FUCK THOSE CHOCLATE NIGGERS
Cappuccino or Coffee: vanilla Cap and only coffee if theres Jack Daniels in it
Do you Smoke: Cigs, Weed, Crack, Meth, or Opium i do em all
Do you Swear: Fuck YEAh
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: once but that was along time ago with my pet goat suzan
Do you want to go to College: fuck that i wana smoke weed trip balls get drunk play music and fuck nicks mom
Do you want to get Married: sure why not
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: if im fucked up maybe
Do you think you are Attractive: im a fuckin pimp of course
Are you a Health Freak: yeah they call me Fatty casue im skinny
Do you get along with your Parents: Only my birth mother my step mom is a coniving cunt and my dad is a pussy whipped nigger
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i cause one
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Duh
In the past month have you Smoked: Duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Duh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah i beat the buckle challange bitches
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: maybe i dont remember everything i eat when im high
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: STREAKING
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah why even ask
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no i beat bitches cause im Dan Lux i put Cody Lambrecht six feet under motha fucker
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: stoned and drunk getting my dick sucked while taking a shit and listening to Holy Wars
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wana be a fucking metal god u see me and my retarted friend nick are destend to maintain peace on earth by making a power metal band FUCK YEAH
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark or Fire Cratches
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: i wana be able to bend her over the table at least
Weight: dont matter as long as shes bendy, there is noting wrong with a big girl more cusion for the pushin plus Fat Bitches Need Love To
Best Clothing Style: Stoner
Number of Drugs I have taken: Unlimited amounts is cool
Number of CDs I own: the Numbers dont matter its the artist that does
Number of Piercings: as long as the face aint covered and there is some in place were the human eye rarely goes
Number of Tattoos: a few is cool
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
