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Profanity

Fresh tomatoes give me STD's.

About Me


I Love Nigerians!
(WOAH sarcasm!)
[I'm basically the guy going to die from haulin' too much ass!! lol]
Hey What up! The name is Jeremy. Im an IP Relay Operator...if you're one of those bitches who use it to make prank calls.....BE FUNNY!! im sick of those fuckrags who THINK they are.....but in reality they arent!! Other than that... Im a laid back kinda guy....i usuually dont get that angry unless your a complete idiot and just piss me off. Im usually patient unless im in a shitty mood. Im really interested in learning foreign languages. My language of preference [of learning] is French. I had taken 3 years of high school french and plan on continuing it when i go to MJC. Other ones that i wanna learn are not in any particular order: Japanese, German, Russian, and possibly Portuguese. I have a chihuahua named Jolie and she is a vicious piece of shit...she attacks my lil brother one time she gave him a black eye it was hella funny. One of my favorite things to do is quote lines of Goldmember. He is my Hero....i wish i had flaky skin to peel off and eat.....and dutch gotta love them freaky deaky dutch bastards!I am half white, quarter portuguese, and quarter mexican....but I LOVE to deny the existence of my mexican heritage cuz its just that fun to do.so um yeah...i have a 2000 acura integra....(they are better than jettas!) i love to drive on the freeways cuz speed is fun!I wanna go to school to be either a Web Developer or a Computer Programmer lets cross our fingers and hope it comes true :)!
for anyone who wants to contact my my AIM screenname is Lquidoxygen!!!!
I'm getting sick of all these porn people adding me damnit so the only way anyone can add me is if u know my last name or email address.....deal with it!
Jeremy took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!
"Strives for a life rich in activity and experience..."
Click here to read the rest of the results.

My Interests

-French
-Computers
-Music
-Haulin ass on freeways!!!
-Bumpin my system
-Hangin out with friends
-Other stuff
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep me entertained.

Music:

-Linkin Park
-Rammstein
-System of a Down
-Godsmack
-Disturbed
-Static-X
-Chevelle
-Other stuff

Movies:

-Van Wilder
-Euro Trip
-Orange County
-American Pie series
-Ace Ventura 1 and 2
-Not Another Teen Movie
-Austin Powers: Goldmember
-Scary Movie Series
-Finding Nemo
-Old School
-The Whole Nine Yards
-The Whole Ten Yards
-The Day After Tomorrow
-Shrek 1 & 2
-Grandma's Boy

Television:

-Lupin the 3rd
-Family Guy
-Degrassi
-Fairly Odd Parents
-DBZ
-Who's Line Is It Anyway!
-MXC
-Adult Swim
-Bevis and Butthead
-Geico commercials (pre-caveman)
-MAD TV
-Friends
-Science and Discovery Channel
-South Park
-Danny Phantom
-Boy Meets World
-Even Stevens
-Sabrina the Teenaged Witch
-The Drew Carey Show
-ETC

Books:

Harry Potter, FBI books or any other book that can capture my attention and yell at someone for disturbing me. Lately I've been into Cyanide and Happiness Webcomics...fuckin hilarious ya know!

Heroes:

Goldmember! (praise the dutch)
Also Stewie Griffen....who else is cool enough to want their mother dead??

My Blog

hey mystery person

why the hell delete ur profile???? not even sure u will read this but hey yeah....dont be a douchebag just send me a message and tell me who you are.... i was havin fun talkin to ya seriously...with a...
Posted by Profanity on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST

Memories?

(i stole this from you michelle!) If you read this, even if i don't speak to you often, post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post ...
Posted by Profanity on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

HmmmMmm

I'm feelin a bit weird right now. Has anyone ever (after they have read a book they really like or finished watching a tv show that u really love) just wish that that could be ur life or that....it ju...
Posted by Profanity on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

thoughts

i dunno how i feel right now....i feel kinda like shit for certain reasons dont really wanna say......but i also feel slightly happy but not....i dunno and im not as pissed as i was the other night......
Posted by Profanity on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:29:00 PST