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Evil Kitchen Elf

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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How to make a Leanne
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
1 part self-sufficiency
3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Name: Stabberz
Age: 13 million years
Favorite Food: Little Children
Favorite Hobby: Shanking
Ado pt your very own monster today!
Let me start off by saying.... I burp... LOUDLY! and if you dont like it.... then go to hell and rot, because i dont care
"SICK" should be my middle name... im pretty disgusting! i like fart jokes, im perverted at most times... im also very morbid :)
sometimes i get very angry and throw things... get over it
im kinda shy to new people, but then i warm up... but hey, i hate you anyways :)
im very loving and caring to those i care about and i am always willing to listen... if you are accepted as my friend... considar yourself "one of the cool kids"
i love to play dress up! its so fun!... thats right... im freakin 3 years old!
i HATE mondays... cause i always get pied in the face..stupid pies
and i LOVE lasagna!.. because well, what can i say... thats some good shista
♥YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL♥
if i dont like you, you will know!... cause well, im just a bitch :)
now, you may go wander the wonderfulnesses of my profile :)
p.s.... i LOVE spider-man You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

+my friends
+tim burton films
+pictures
+music
+movies
+graveyards
+archery
+ACTING
+cooking
+SNAKES!
+singing
+dancing
+vampires
+musicals
+books
+european accents
+taking pictures and being in pictures
+playing with hair
+roller coasters
+cookies
+COFFEE
+changing my hair
+boys with long dark hair
+dragons
+kissing boys
+shiny objects
+sharp objects
+fire
+eyeliner on guys and me
+green, red, black
+sculpting
+drawing
+walks at night and swinging at the park
+HUGS!
+tattoos!
+peircings
+cussing....expecially FUCK
+rollie pollies
+corsets
+spanks!
+pokeing
+biteing
+all things cheesy
+the smell of nail polish
+candles
+roses...expecially red. white and black ones
+kitties
+doggies
+sleeping with stuffed animals
+silky/ satin anything
+cute panties
+lasagna
+piggy back rides
+the Renaissance and medievil time period
+The Texas Renaissance Festival
+Ded Bob
+PIRATES

I'd like to meet:



JOHNNY DEPP♥ ♥ ♥

Wednesday 13 (AGAIN!!)♥

Ozzy Osbourne ♥

Sharon Osbourne ♥

Bullets and Octane (AGAIN!)♥

Opiate for the Masses (AGAIN!)♥

HIM ♥

Jussi ♥

MAD TV cast ♥

Mick Foley ♥

Wrestlers (more at least)♥

Jim Carry ♥

Jack the Ripper♥

Motzart ♥

Lestat the Vampire ♥

Music:


Myspace Layouts
OZZY OSBOURNE ♥
AC/DC. ♥
KISS ♥
AEROSMITH ♥
WEDNESDAY 13♥
BULLETS AND OCTANE ♥
VELVET REVOLVER ♥
JOAN JET ♥
GUNS AND ROSES ♥
HIM. ♥
POISON ♥
SCORPIONS ♥
DIO. ♥
MOTLY CRUE ♥
BILLY IDOL ♥
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS ♥
Deep Purple ♥
JUDAS PRIEST ♥
ACCEPT ♥
DOKKEN ♥
DEF LEPPARD ♥
BLACK SABBATH ♥
OPIATE FOR THE MASSES. ♥
AVENGED SEVENFOLD ♥
All-American Rejects. ♥
Plain White T's. ♥
i love movie sound tracks. ♥
JOURNEY ♥
ORGY ♥
BAG PIPES ♥
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ♥
DEADSY. ♥
CELTIC MUSIC ♥
Panic! At the Disco ♥
JANES ADDICTION ♥
BLUE OYSTER CULT ♥
Jet. ♥
Stevie Rey Vaghn. ♥
Vallejo. ♥
i like to listen to disney songs and sing along, hehe!. ♥
Puddle of Mud. ♥
led zepplin. ♥
TED NUGENT ♥
FOGHAT ♥
CHEAP TRICK ♥
marilyn manson. ♥
The 69 Eyes ♥
flogging molly. ♥
other irish bands. ♥
sour puppet. ♥
Black Label Society. ♥
Static-X. ♥
Shadows Fall. ♥
Mudvayne. ♥
SAMMY HAGAR ♥
ALICE COOPER ♥
VAN HALEN ♥
Queensryche. ♥
Metalica ♥
Rancid ♥
Time Again ♥
Operation Ivy♥
The Distillers♥
Horror Pops♥
The Ducky Boys♥
Sex Pistols♥
Stiff Little Fingers♥
Social Distortion♥
Dead Kennedys♥

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Movies:


Create Your Own!

Television:

Viva LA Bam....MAD TV....WWE Wrestling....Family Guy....Futurama....Malcom in the Middle....Full House(i dunno why!)....that 70's show....Simpsons....Married with Children....South Park.....SPIDERMAN!...X-MEN....i dunno.....

Books:

Anne Rice Books....Lord of the Rings....Harry Potter....Othello....All Quiet On the Western Front....The Child Called It....The Outsiders....The Odessy.....Trapt In Death Cave....Revolver Mag.....AP mag...

Heroes:

MY AUNT HEATHER! (Austin Roller Girl, team 'Cherry Bombs').....my wrestling hero: Mick Foley......Rock God:Ozzy Osbourne!.....my fav. actor: Jim Carry.....and Ded Bob www.dedbob.com......bass god: Gene Simmons....guitar god: Angus Young....ville valo....E.A.P....eh...fuck you

My Blog

yes

i was just being stupid.     but things are changing.     we knew things would change.       but with strong love,     we will get through it.    ...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

am i just being stupid?

am i just being stupid? here i am, with the most perfect man i could ever want. yet, i feel like it is all a lie. like it isnt the same. he doesnt kiss me like he used to, he doesnt look at me the sa...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:12:00 PST

Thank you

To all of you:   Thank you for every moment we spend/t. Seeing now, how i havent gotten to spend time with each and every one of you like i would like, i now realize and value even more, our ...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

im eating chili :)

Been a while since i blogged it... yo.   but im so happy lately! ive got many reasons to be happy, but the mostest reason, would have to be because of someone special.        ...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

WEDNESDAY 13 IS RADICAL!

Well you guys... lastnight.... i walked with a zombie... named Wednesday 13! he and the guys TORE IT UP!   im glad to say, i am the prowd owner... of the ONLY Wednesday pick! i got it autographe...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

"Time To Go"

How do you know it is time to go? To leave the world, This wretched place.   When your eyes seem to glaze over, and you cant be motivated to look elsewhere? When you itch, and feel no use to scr...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

poem with out a name~~posted b4

Lying awakesatin sheets pulled over my headthe shadow in the cornerstill watchingstill lurking.the churning in my stomachesickness?or urning?the shadow is what i fear most.my self doubt,my pity,my bru...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

shitty shitty bang bang

do you know what? im an idiot. dont go come around saying. "oh leanne shut the hell up, your awesome, blah blah blah IM HERE FOR YOU GIRL MUCHO LOVE!" just shut the fuck up lol. no one will always be...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST

OMG I CANT WAIT

Ladies and Germs,   i cannot wait till thursday!   i am about to pee myself!   i get to go see HIM....   live...   AGAIN!...   its going to be wnderful!   to bad i w...
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

ha ha ha hahaha ha

im outta school beeeeeeetches!     but really... mucho love!
Posted by Evil Kitchen Elf on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:05:00 PST