mike

wrapping in a warm towel out of the dryer on a cold day, collecting cool t-shirts, random humor, doing the robot, uniqueness, go-karts, pregaming, m&ms, hanging, being able to recite an entire dream, making fun of old health movies, dancing jigs, handclaps, hugs, watching movies, talking, good music, doing crazy things, harassing library kids, rummy, tv, watching stupid people do stupid things, picking on biology teachers, making stupid bets, coasting over hills because the gas tanks on e, watching funny videos, gi joe, bucky o hare (does anyone remember that show?), a frosty beer, rinky stores, snack foods, watching fat kids run, listening to old people tell stories, watching things that aren't funny but by watching them are, innovators, making other's laugh, poking fun at talk shows, making fun of dumbasses, my family, my friends, making fun of anything possible, booze booze and more booze.

wearing pants, dumbasses, wiggers, mean old people, people who cant take a joke, fat ghetto talking chicks, racists who wear clothes that represent black people, people who cnta fckain spel, ignorant people, man whores, people who brag about sports, arguing about petty things, rudeness, monotony, monotony, monotony, monotony, reality shows, mtv and its shows that involve cow testicles or vomitting, people who wear von dutch hats/shirts(for those of you dont even know who von dutch was he was the first to do pinstriping on cars. learn up on someone before you wear his stuff), reading novels, taking math that i will never use in the real world, teachers on power struggles, snobby rich bastards, any person who puts tons of money into a dodge neon you need to die, anyone who obsessed with themselves, complainers, rap lyrics in a profile that try to portray something meaningful, cliches, people who arent innovative.

graduate from high school , go to college for something artistic, become a millionare, blow up every pimped out neon on the face of the earth, and finally eliminate the discrimination against dogs going into mcdonalds.