I Dont Have Time for This. |
As you may already know I am a very busy human brain in a cybernetic body worthy of a home on Olympus. Plans for World Domination need to be formulated, minions must be disciplined, Doomsday Weapons ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
We're Taking the 5:15 to Certain Destruction. Pack a Lunch. |
Greetings from the Moon! Bet you didn't know about my fantastic moon fortress. You and those chumps in the CIA. I come here when I tire of earthly affairs. Ah the CIA, always good for a laugh, oh...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:10:00 GMT |
I Have an early morning But I need to share. |
OH GOD WHEN WILL MY NEW DOOMSDAY DEVICE BE READY? I SO NEED TO BLOW UP SOMETHING. LIKE THE EIFFEL TOWER, OR THE PYRAMIDS, OR CALIFORNIA!! Oh how I'd love to see that state go up in a brilliant mushroo...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:57:00 GMT |
It's a New and Improved B-HI |
Greetings and Salutations. Don't have much time tonight. Tomorrow is poker night at YMSVA headquarters, that's Young Mens Super Villain Association for you novices out there. Normally I wouldn't atten...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 21:58:00 GMT |
They promised me Armegeddon, but that was obviously just a Major Catastrophy. What A jip. |
Greetings mortals and what not, time to check in with whats going on in and around my head. To get right to the point I'm tired of this body nature created and I later purchased for my own u...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:57:00 GMT |
He who laughs last, has the coolest ray gun |
I have spending a lot of time indoors lately, mainly due to my recent injuries. I must say though it has been a long time since I simply enjoyed my stronghold and all the wonders it holds. I have ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Feb 2005 23:16:00 GMT |
If you had only let me keep the bazooka we wouldn't be in this mess |
As I sat cold and damp, lost somewhere in the Great Smoky Mountain National Park, half naked and bleeding badly, I was reflecting on the events that led me here. What I could have done different...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:11:00 GMT |
When I let my mind wander, I'm the one who loses touch with reality |
So I was coming home from battling the giant radioactive ants that live in the wilds of Canada, a hobby of mine, when it occured to me; EvilCon 04' is rapidly approaching and my forty ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:13:00 GMT |
The bad news is I'm crazy. The good news is I'm one of the happy ones! |
When I reflect on my day and realize the most stressful moments in it involve the production and sale of pastries I don't know quite how to feel about it. Should I consider myself blessed It's not som...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Sep 2004 02:44:00 GMT |
