profile picture

24971588

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a traveller from the fields of the north, come to seek kindred in this city steeped in sin.
I generate an aura of scruff. No-one seems to know why, or how.
I find my life funny.
I'm probably addicted to fruit teas.
I have an urgency and directness of spirit that a lot of people don’t get. I offset it with a strange kind of somnambulance.
I really hate l'esprit d'escalier.
As a result, I don’t really bother to use subtlety.
I’ve been described variously as “Our little bulldog” and “As subtle as a brick”.
I’m sure they meant it in a nice way.
I moved to London; I have not yet been stabbed, shot, mugged or raped. It seems to be going well.
Sometimes I feel I could lead an army of light against the oncoming darkness, tear down walls of injustice, free the imprisoned, tend to the sick, feed the hungry and give hope to the damned...
And instead I sit here and arse about with my profile.
Odd, but lovely. Usually...
I'm an unwilling cynic, the kind who secretly likes it when his cynicism is proved wrong.
hehe

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai llama.
Jesus
And whomever it is that keeps stealing my socks from the washing line.

Oh, and interesting people, obviously.

I like biscuits. Also, cake. I would therefore like to meet people carrying cake and biscuits.

My Blog

Update

Work.Sleep.Repeat.Damn, I need to go out and blow off some steam.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 15:51:00 GMT

Working in Soho...

On my way to work of a morning, I get the 87 from Vauxhall, cross the river, pass Parliament, get off the bus on the Strand, cross Trafalgar Square and walk the ten minutes from there to work. On the ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Summing me up right now...

I'm broke but I'm happy I'm poor but I'm kind I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah I'm high but I'm grounded I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby I feel drunk but I'm sober I'...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:11:00 GMT

Cucumber?

I finally have a job!hurrah!Yes.I work here, as a masseur and receptionist.Which is nice.So I'm taking a moment now to symbolically let go of all the gunk I have floating around about money, because n...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 15:08:00 GMT

Jobbage

Yeah, so... Running out of money and all that... Not much fun. After much CV-sending and things of that nature, I've got two possibilities - a shop that sells crystals and tarot cards and books and th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:19:00 GMT

Nights out in London

Friday, GhettoMe: That guy was just dancing at me in a really strange way. I think he was being ironic and taking the piss or something.Rikki: He probably just wanted to fuck you.Me: Oh.Really?Rikki: ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Photos...

This is the view, 20 minutes from my front door.Also, I've added little photolinks throughout my london blogs so far, so you can see who I'm talking about as I'm going along.So, go and look.Especially...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Playdough, Vomit, Chocolate and CVs...

So, then.The barbecue.Was lots of fun, actually, I'm glad I went. It's always nice when you're in a slightly down mood to have something to pull you out of it and set you back on the happy clappy road...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:42:00 GMT

Barefoot in the Tate

Went to the Tate Modern yesterday, with Allan. It was fun, not the usual life-sucking experience I normally get from galleries.I saw a Rhodin, a Monet, a Pollock and lots of lovely sexy people.I walke...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Walking through london

We went out, tonight.Busy night, with it being Easter.The plan was Ghetto, but the queue was fantastically long. We stood in it for an hour before deciding this was silly and wandering off.A barman fl...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:00:00 GMT