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Dirty B.J.

Who wet on me?

About Me

Mustache power.

My Interests

GAMES, Music, Movies, Hockey, Baseball, Sleeping for days, Staying awake for days, Staring at the wall, Anything can be fun with the right mindset and people around.

I'd like to meet:

Keli! Liz! Lissa!Anyone that can make me smile/laugh, buys me drinks, touches my butt. The WB's, Patrick Batemen, Peaches, Avril, and the inside of Davey's butthole. Oh!

Music:

Bad Religion, American Lesion, The Vandals, Guttermouth, The Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, A.F.I., Son Of Sam, Turbonegro, Nashville Pussy, The Ramones, Social Distortion, Fear, TSOL, Mongol 800, Blind Melon, Violent Femmes, Brain Failure, Buck-O-Nine, Less Than Jake, Descendents, Nerf Herder, X-Ray Spex, Pennywise, Audioslave, Peaches, Megadeth, Jane's Addiction, Tool, Brain Failure, Oingo Boingo, XTC, The B 52's, The Cure, Weezer, Jack Johnson, Hang On The Box, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Weekend, Veruca Salt, Mummy The Peepshow, Damone, Tsunami Bomb, Gnarkill, Foo Fighters, Lolita NO.18, NWA, Eazy-E, RUN DMC, and of course Avril Lavigne is the greatest of ALL TIME. How can you not love her? She did invent punk rock after all.

Movies:

Big Trouble In Little China, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, Pirates 1-3, The Count Of Monte Cristo, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Crow, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Spider-Man 1-3, Big Fish, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Happy Gilmore, Commando, Conan: The Barbarian, Predator, Desperado, Blow, American Psycho, Super Troopers, Beerfest, The Boondock Saints, Versus, Aragami, AZUMI, Braveheart,Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, The Stoned Age, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Departed, Star Wars Episodes 3-6, Batman Begins.

Television:

The Office, Man VS Wild, WILDBOYZ, Jackass, The Chappelle Show, Conan O'Brien, Invader Zim, G.I.Joe, Thundercats, Robot Chicken, The Venture Brothers, NEXT, TUF, The Family Guy, Hong Kong Phooey, The Crocodile Hunter, Arrested Development, Scrubs, The Three Stooges.

Books:

I've doubled the amount of books I've ever read in a week... making a grand total of two. I may just get a little crazy and triple it by the end of the year. Watch out now! I used to read comics, and a lot of websites. Now I only read comments. Yay!

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Steve Irwin, Lissa/Liz, Phi Tang, and Keli. <3