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Captain Party

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

About Me


You Deserve A Captain Party Today.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Well, there is a lot to say about this topic. Hmmm. Where to start. I enjoy doing fun things such as hanging out with friends, going places, sports, goofing around, not goofing around, driving, meeting new people, and making a complete ass out of myself and laughing about it later. I also am an aspiring Pianist, well, not really. It is just a hobby of mine. I am easy to get a long with once you get a long with me, or something like that(just go with it).
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness.
You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good things and the bad things, you'll find out that you're a very miserable person. God gave man the ability to forget, which is one of the greatest attributes you have. Because if you remember everything that's happened to you, you generally remember that which is the most unfortunate.

My Interests

Friends, out door activities such as soccer, baseball, disc golf, beaching, volleyball; partying, reading, seeing movies, math and science, meeting new people.
Some quotes I like.....
1. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
3. I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.
4. You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
5. Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
6. Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
7. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
8. Our deppest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brillinat, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Acutally, who are you not to be?
9. You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
10. The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain.
11. To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.

I'd like to meet:

People who I haven't met before who are fun to be around. Someone who enjoys laughing, being outdoors and going on spontaneous adventures.
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.
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Music:


What ever I like at the moment. I have a very eclectic taste for music, so pretty much what you like.

Movies:

The Green Mile, Finding Neverland, any Indiana Jones, I am Sam, Lord of the Rings, October Sky, Spider-Man 1 &2, Lost in Translation, more to come....
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Heroes:

My self, Captain Party.... well at times.



and
EDWARD NORTON

and Magical Trevor

http://images2.jokaroo.net/flash/trevor.swf
http://home.planet.nl/~beekv044/TheyreTakingTheHobbitsToIsen gard.wmv

My Blog

Good Stuff

threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked...
Posted by Captain Party on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:29:00 PST

Theory: A Case for More Beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
Posted by Captain Party on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

Tough Request

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant ...
Posted by Captain Party on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

Top 5 Drunken Sing-A-Longs

1. "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey - Possibly the best song regarding taking midnight trains to anywhere. Immediately recognizable opening? Yes Easy to remember lyrics?: Yes Killer solo for air-...
Posted by Captain Party on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Good Jokes

Joke 1 A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's di...
Posted by Captain Party on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:15:00 PST

Men and Women

Remember the book 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?' Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Penn. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. ...
Posted by Captain Party on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST