Carter

I'd like to meet:

Cool poeple who are cool and prefer to be cool in the coolest sense of coolness. I personally earned my Ph.D. from the University of Coolology, specializing in the coolness of the greater Western world. And my dissertation, "Westerners Have the Coolest Methods of Being Cool in the Coolest Ways, so All Easterners Can Rot in Hell, Except for the Cool Buddhist Zen Guys, Who Barely Match the Coolness of Those in the Western World, Because They Can Levitate and Stuff," is internationally renoun by prominant thinkers in the Western world and cool Buddhist Zen guys alike. Yeah, I know about cool, so you better damn well be cool in the coolest sense of coolness, or else you can go fist yourself >/