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jazz hands

one time i fell asleep in a sattelite dish and woke up with a massive sunburn and the ability to sme

About Me

i love me some delicious vanilla carmel tea w/ cream~i wear tank tops el backwardzoi heavily screen the phone callsi like getting in my car and driving until i get out of my cari bite my cuticles until they bleedi desparately want to make love to a school boyi sing real annoying like in the showermy ordervez at my weddin will be the creamy peanut butter w/ appleslate at night is when i have the most fantasys about becoming a psychedelic colored banana . .~ ~ ~i love hangin out @ sunday after church MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

hell im up for a good time, you know, light a fire in someones kitchen, go to sea world and take my pants off

I'd like to meet:

freddie prince jr.
lee lee sobiouskiey
howard stern
and Grig

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Music:

dj richardhumptyvission, dj irene, dj tiesto, bad boy bill, dj micro, bt, progressive trance, industrial techno, d & b, sunnyday real estate, the beatles, moby, built to spill, pleaseeasaur, pink floyd, okgo, new order, moressey, the jesus and mary chain, flock of seagulls, the faint,pete yorn, inxs, the dandy warhols, bright eyes, weezer, radiohead,led zepplin, iron & wine, broken social scene, pavement, the arcade fire, sunnyday realestate, bauhaus, dream academy, idlewild, ween, superdrag, flogging molly, my bloody valentine, mogwai, M83, erasure, blink 182, depeshe mode,tenacious D,deathray davies, interpol, peter murphy, the dresden dolls, the strokes, spoon, the fire theft, cat power, chompsky, scissor sisters, the killers, abba, sondre lerche, widespread panic, david bowie, massive attack,the doobie brothers, brand new, snow patrol, ambulance ltd, frank sinatra, pixies, johnny cash, mazzy star, the smiths, coldplay, the cure, moody blues, billie holiday, at the drive~in, spacehog, eisley, ccr, daft punk, grandaddy, polyphonic spree, steven malkmus, elliot smith, sousie & the banchies, the flaming lips, the church, metalica, aimee mann, rufus wainwright, doves, tom petty, omd, cheap trick, motley crue, blondie, billy idol, clap your hands say YEAH, antony and the johnsons, imogen heap, foreigner, josie cotton,

Movies:

you know what else i like are good movies: whats eating gilbert grape, the other sister,i am sam,blow, fear & loathing in las vegas,the dreamers, fargo, the princess bride, office space,anything national lampoon's, better off dead, the jerk, napolean dynamite, american pie, zoolander, singles, 200 cigarettes, reality bites, adventures of sebastian cole, cable guy, pooty tang, licence to drive, troop beverly hills, romy & michelle's high school reunion, a life less ordinary, vergin suicides, royal tennenbaums, labrynth, old school, clerks, waynesworld(s), its pat, cant buy me love, ace ventura(s), orange county, requiem for a dream, trainspotting, the wall, slackers, the three amigos, half baked, scarface, kingpin, easy rider, breakfast club, teen wolf, goodfellas, american history x, thirteen, the big lebowski, maniquin, slc punk, the shining, muriels wedding, best in show, deadman on campus, empire records, almost famous, cabin boy, south park the movie, anchorman, so i married an axe murderer, stuck on you, saturday night fever, modern girls, sixteen candles, lost in translation, amelie, swat, some kind of wonderful, fast times @ ridgemont high, 40 year old virgin, elephant, this is spinal tap, ferris buellar's day off, welcome to the dollhouse, my blue heaven, a christmas story, beatlejuice, farronheightt 911, rushmore, groundhog day, coffee & cigarettes, shallow hal, valley girl,

Television:

zoom, the office, punky brewster,nanny & the professor, jimminy glick, sex in the city, pete & pete, real world, scrubs, my so~called life, 30 minute meals, $40/day,silver spoons, laguna beach, ..arrested development, simpsons, days of our lives, malcolm in the middle, married w/ children, its always sunny in philidelphia, insomniac, tom goes to the mayor, the alternative,

Books:

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Heroes:

i like to think of myself as something of a hero, as well as charlize theron in monster... she's so brave

My Blog

the new alante'

geeeeez. i had no idea how much soy gave you gas. it might be healthier for you but geeeez....
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

sewing a flesh coat out of human skin

This is a blog to inform all 4 of yall that i have changed me phone number to one  682~521~6759 and i guess to those who dont get it twas good talking to you and goodbye forever thankyaveddy...
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

its called the aztec tomb...... it cost me like 1800 bucks

the funniest thing. it was so funny. i laughed. i was in the shower listening to the shitty 102.1 and the hip dj asked "so do yall like 30 seconds to mars?!!" and i just answered out loud in the showe...
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

milk was a bad ch0ice

ok then. i will do a blog. the gods do not want me on myspace anymore. everything is runnin slow and everything i try to send is dEnyEd. i know i have so much to do right now and dont have time for th...
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

do people really read these

from now on the only comments im posting are from the three amigos
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

christmas day

  oh wow i really dont have any pants on, how do ya like that¡!¡!
Posted by jazz hands on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST