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Joe

I got two guns... one for each of you

About Me

Hey, I'm on MySpace now.I'm 23, with a college degree from Washington State University, and I'm currently debating on whether or not to go back to school or to find a grown-up job and work for the man. I was accepted into grad school at Florida State (GO SEMINOLES), but for financial reasons I couldn't attend. But I'm not bitter. Really.I'm finally down in Tallahassee, however, hoping to live the good life until grad school officially starts. Probably will start next August.
You are Bahamut!
You scored 15 good or evil, 9 spirituality, 5 power, and 36 intelligence!
Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he's usually on the side of good. He's extremely old, very wise, and lacking none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he's a demi-god, but for our purposes he's the embodiment of all the best traits - intelligence, spirit, strength and good. Appearing in practically every single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with not only power, but strength of will, wisdom and strength of character. I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If you really measure up to Bahamut's impressive list of attributes, you're alright in my book.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 71% on purity
You scored higher than 46% on faith
You scored higher than 39% on strength
You scored higher than 99% on intelligence
Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

My Interests

aside from what I already put in the "about me" section, I'm a big fan of sports in general, but especially baseball and college football. I also enjoy playing pool at the bars, though I'm a somewhat streaky player. Rock concerts are a pastime of mine, with hard rock preferred over the shit on the radio. And, of course, I'm a classically trained Nintendo player. The system went to college with me, and everybody loved it.
Connoisseur
Congratulations! You scored 91!
Congradualtions, you really know your shit!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on kevinsmith
Link: The Kevin Smith Movie Test written by i_love_punk_boy on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to hang out and have a beer or 10.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: October 19th, 1981
Birthplace: Spokane
Current Location: Tallahassee, FL, as of January 17th
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black
Height: 5' 10" on a good day
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty all the way!
Your Heritage: Scandinavian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Tennis Shoes
Your Weakness: ummm... kryptonite?
Your Fears: growing old
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Grad School
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... but that's in real life, too
Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, I've been told
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: climbing the maple tree at the Grandparent's house
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: try to avoid both
Single or Group Dates: single-definitely one-on-one person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuckin' eh!
Do you Sing: only in the shower, or VERY drunken karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: yes, sometimes twice. Nothing ruder than someone who reeks
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: already graduated, but planning on returning
Do you want to get Married: not sure
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, but I don't know who else does
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: you tell me..
Are you a Health Freak: sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I confess... I'm a lightning chaser
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: are you serious?
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: none
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box, too much sugar for my taste
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish, sushi kicks ass
In the past month have you been on Stage: does karaoke count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: not in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hahaha
Ever been called a Tease: umm, yes
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: I am not a crook..
How do you want to Die: young, by assassination (I'd be an important person then)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: still undecided at this point
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, for the pyramids, or China, to walk on the Wall
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brunette, but not really important
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: athletic with some nice curves.
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes her look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: legal or illegal?
Number of CDs I own: however many she wants
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter, but none in the face
Number of Tattoos: who doesn't like the lower back tattoo? "May as well be a bull's eye..."
Number of things in my Past I Regret: look forward, not back

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Music:

I play the drums. I like music that is heavy and fast. And I hate the no-talent american idol crap that most stations play. Recently I've been getting more into classic rock, with Guns N' Roses and old-school Metallica being my favorites, though Zepplin and Pink Floyd are great, too. Green Day has the best album in years. Add in Korn, Seether, System of a Down... .. width="425" height="334" ..

Movies:

Ok, a topic I haven't touched on in other areas.I like all types of movies, really. Most of the movies I own would be listed under "highly rewatchable" if there was such a category on IMDB. Silence of the Lambs and American Beauty are my two favorites, with Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, and The Big Lebowski rounding out the top 5.According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Television:

I don't really watch much TV, but when I do, it's usually animated sitcoms on FOX. The Simpsons is the greatest show ever, with Family Guy rapidly gaining. Other shows I enjoy include Arrested Development (watch it, trust me) and the Daily Show. And, I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I think Blind Date is one of the funniest shows on Late Night.

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"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

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Books:

I just finished Interview With A Vampire, and am currently working on its sequel, The Vampire Lestat. I've also recently read The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy and a number of Thomas Harris novels (the Hannibal series). But the only book I've purchased this summer has been the new Harry Potter book. And I had it read in one night.


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Heroes:

Eddie Vedder. Greatest frontman of all time. And Bob Ross, the happy-tree painter on PBS. I can recognize true genius when I see it.
You scored as Medic. You're a medic. Not really into fighting people, but prefer to help and heal. Your a caring person who generally wants to help, but not fight. But instead you heal the injured. Your a brave person, but most people generally regard you as foolish because of the risks you take to help others. But you don't care because your a battlefield medic, and saving lives is your business.READY, CLEAR!!!!

Medic


88%

Combat Infantry


88%

Special Ops


81%

Engineer


69%

Support Gunner


63%

Artillery/Armor


56%

Civilian


50%

Officer


50%
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My Blog

My Co-workers are Trying to Kill Me!

This is the only explanation for the repeated attempts at poisoning.  As you may or may not know, I am deathly allergic to apples (genetic quirk on my Dad's side, it sucks).  Of course, I ha...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Back in Tally

I'm back in Tallahassee and ready to start the new semester, though I have yet to sign up for classes, thanks to a stupid rule where you can't sign up for classes after December 1st.  So I have t...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

Leaving Spokane

Yesterday I flew down to San Fransisco (on the earliest possible flight, of course) and will be here through New Years.  I actually should have flown down a day earlier so I could have caught the...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

Rocky Balboa

Last night Nolan and I went to see the newest (and hopefully last) Rocky movie.  I am a huge fan of the first four, and the fifth one never happend in my world (and most people agree with me on t...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

Seeing Snow Again

I'm at my parent's house for the holidays, and I was expecting it to be nice and cold with a lot of snow on the ground.  I was half-right, as it was fucking freezing out, but all of the snow had ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

funniest news story of the day

From the AP wire in New Dehli, India:An Indian runner who won the silver medal in the 800m dash is expected to be stripped of the medal after failing a gender test.Think about that one for a second.Fa...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Off to Spokane

Tomorrow I leave for Spokane to spend Christmas/Chaunakah/Ramadan/Boxing Day/Kwanzaa/Tet/Festivus/Winter Solstice with the rest of my family.  I'll be there until the 28th, so if anyone wants to ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

Coke Zero

Why do they keep insisting on messing with the classic formula?  Coca-Cola is one of those products that doesn't even need to advertise; we like it just the way it is, and we'll keep drinking it ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

Epcot

Last Saturday, Charlette and I took a trip to Orlando to hit up Epcot Center in the Magic Kingdom.  Great place to go if you ever get the chance.  Of all the countries that were represented,...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

What RPGs Have Taught Us

I saw this list and cracked up.  I made a few additions of my own at the bottom. This is an archive of a topic that was posted on my message board. I thought it had some funny stuff in it and wa...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST